zenithspeed

the screams of the "today's birthdays" section

i went on r/aifails this week... and i found these two gems

i am PISSED AS
last week my head teacher says "no 7th lesson on next week's Friday"
and guess what
7TH LESSON THIS FRIDAY HAPPENED. AND WE HAD TO STAY EXTRA (FOR ABOUT 30 MORE MINUTES) BECAUSE OF THE DANCING .
like this is why i'm a misanthrope, man
TEACHERS, YOU HAVE ACCESS TO MODERN TECHNOLOGY. USE IT. EVEN BETTER, TELL ME IN PERSON! YOU DON'T NEED TO SEND ING MAIL PIGEONS LIKE IT'S MEDIEVAL TIMES.
say it with me: Poor Communication Kills!
i was one Planck length away from ing losing it today, my blood pressure probably went up to god damn yottapascals

wanted to post a cool gif but it's FIFTY-ING-SEVEN MEGABYTES large and breaks TCF if i try to add it
*anger*

i used to be like this, then suddenly GREAT WALL OF CHINA

this guy is primarily known for making F-Zero posts (do with that information as you will) but god damn they make pretty poggers music too
also mild epilepsy/dizziness warning ig

it's always like this

and don't forget that there is literally ZERO way to get gems(/equivalents) without in-app purchases

i have come to the conclusion that the most sensible and logical thing for me to do is just delay all of my projects and (Hypernova, attempts at art, etc.) to summer vacation

the downtime on weekends (where such activities used to happen) is easily filled in with grinding in Roblox Starbasis, more of the usual ing around in BeamNG and Automation, or creating random memes, heightmaps, or other shenanigans

really good chart i found

i'd probably be Disillusioned Realist or Wary Skeptic
(idk why X and Y character was chosen for each, or how good they fit, i did not make this, okay?)

there are hyperfixations, and then there are HYPERfixations

the irony
it actually got banned due to lack of moderation, not due to censorship or whatever

some French madlad went " your rules i'm going nyooooooooooommmmmmmmmm" and casually made the ing peak of motorsports

/uj Zenith is a regular drinker of aviation grade kerosene (then again he also loves drinking liquid helium, so eh whatever)

so uhhh small but important lore update for Hypernova ye ye

the Three Cosmic Entities (3CE) — the main trio of those robot guys — are now called the Three Cosmic Automatons (3CA)

basically, they were only cosmic "entities" — in a very loose sense — in the original Hypernova, due to having those vortex thingies inside them; after Omnision gets his kicked at the end, the vortexes cease to exist but the three continue to work only off of their programming (which has been a direct 1:1 of the vortexes' controls for a while anyways), making them full-on robots so the old name simply didn't fit

i couldn't find anything other than "automaton" that signaled their robotic nature while also keeping the abbreviation sounding nice ("3CA" sounds more like "3CE" than something like "3CR")

am i the only one who gets a strangely high amount of calls from people who typed the phone number wrong (or even scammers)? just had someone from the UK try to call me for whatever reason (obviously i declined instantly, if the number ain't know i ain't accepting that )

might as well post one too
happy anniversary to this absolute peak game :)

can i just say that Tier 2 is the best of these Boss Rush themes?
it has the perfect balance between being simple enough while having enough "oomph" to really hit hard
Tier 1 lacks the "oomph" (but still pretty good otherwise) while Tier 3 is too complex imo (idk if 4 or 5 have been released yet, i haven't kept up for a while)

real
this is the "set vent angle and fan speed to maximum" type