Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

You fail so hard it causes me brain death.

I execute a traitor.

 

[Yello_X]

I betrayed you.
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[Ivyss]

Too confus, brain no work.

I do a thing.

 

[Yello_X]

That thing is called "murder"
I walk to Mordor

 

[Ivyss]

This seems a bit too simple, I challenge you to fight me to make it not that simple, you win, simply.

I feel hungry.

 

[Yello_X]

You accidentally ate my neck
I catch all the Pokémon and completely fill up my Pokédex

 

[Parasy]

You got your Metagross by having Metang attack me for exp

I yell "YEET"

 

[Yello_X]

A horde of lions thought you said meat and ate me.
I throw a Master Ball at myself

 

[Parasy]

It bounces off and hits me at the speed of sound.

I read something out loud.

 

[Yello_X]

You read the Necronomicon
I summon de Feet of Cthulhu

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Squish
I drink water

 

[Ivyss]

You got the water by melting me.

Fish

 

[Yello_X]

Congrats. You caught a piran- AAAA-
I mess with time and bring a caveman back

 

[Ivyss]

It changes history so I never existed.

I do nothing.

 

[Yello_X]

My life got taken away while you stood there.
I watch Super Dragon Ball Heroes

 

[Ivyss]

You sacrificed me so you could do that.

I find a spoon.

 

[Yello_X]

It was my neck support. Me ded, amigo.
Listen and hear the song the birds are singing, sit down a while and watch the flowers blooming.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

I am a flower and you picked me
(i think this is 4 in the afternoon for u guys)
I make a paste

 

[Yello_X]

Out of my giblets.
(21:40 here)
I drink some coffee (Yum)

 

[Ivyss]

Out of a mug made of my bones.
(16.40 close enough)
I lay down.