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Absorb The Non-Issue

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheWorfer27, Aug 31, 2018.

  1. TheWorfer27

    TheWorfer27 Retinazer

    The exact opposite of Dodge The Attack, in your turn you somebow die to the above persons perfectly normal thing, and do something reasonable for NP to die to. Example Time!

    P1: I take a poo
    P2: I eat the poo and die
    P2: I sit down
    P3: I dive under you and am squished
    P3: I eat a sandwich

    To start, die to me eating a sandwich.
     
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  2. TheeMan

    TheeMan Steampunker

    I jump in your sandwich and am crushed by your mandibles

    I read a book
     
  3. Defure

    Defure Golem

    It's the necronomicon.

    I do target practice with live ammo.
     
  4. TheWorfer27

    TheWorfer27 Retinazer

    I jump in front of them
    I listen to music
     
  5. TheeMan

    TheeMan Steampunker

    I take out your earbuds and you shoot your laser eyes at me.

    I lay in my bed
     
  6. Defure

    Defure Golem

    There's a button to launch nukes in it.

    I cut a piece of meat.
     
  7. TheeMan

    TheeMan Steampunker

    The piece of meat is my last horcrux (Harry Potter reference)

    I see a rainbow
     
  8. TheWorfer27

    TheWorfer27 Retinazer

    You refract the light right onto my eyes
    I trip
     
  9. TheeMan

    TheeMan Steampunker

    Your hand hits me and I fall over into the military mine fiend.

    I step on your hand
     
  10. TheWorfer27

    TheWorfer27 Retinazer

    I die of bloodloss
    I fart
     
  11. TheeMan

    TheeMan Steampunker

    I suffocate from the lack of oxygen

    I write “hi’ on a whiteboard
     
  12. TheWorfer27

    TheWorfer27 Retinazer

    You summon a spirit by doing so and kill us all
    I dance
     
  13. TheeMan

    TheeMan Steampunker

    I lose my sanity from your horrible dancing skills go to an asylum and slowly rot away

    I upload this post
     
  14. Defure

    Defure Golem

    It makes me commit suicide.

    I commit suicide.
     
  15. TheWorfer27

    TheWorfer27 Retinazer

    Your coffin falls on me
    I look at memes
     
  16. Dan M

    Dan M Plantera

    You look at a forbidden meme that kills me when seen.

    I take a sip of water.
     
  17. Yello_X

    Yello_X Plantera

    You sucked 1000% of my body's water and I die from dehydration
    I blink
     
  18. TheWorfer27

    TheWorfer27 Retinazer

    All the dust flies out from your eyes and into my lungs. I die of an asthma attack.
    I eat toast.
     
  19. Yello_X

    Yello_X Plantera

    I was actually morphing into my bread form when you put me in the toaster
    I died.
     
  20. TheWorfer27

    TheWorfer27 Retinazer

    I have a heart attack from shock
    I mess around on these fourms