Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

You step on a button that kills me.

 

[deletedaccount12]

You're supposed to comment a normal thing. If it's in the video, my parents are too overprotective of me and feel like I'd die from watching Youtube.

 

[Ivyss]

I die from not having anything to die from. (However that works.)

I play a game.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I die from the light radiation.
I prepare a bowl of cereal.
[doublepost=1548533776,1548533750][/doublepost]I forgot green again >:V

 

[Cubic.]

Instead of helping me defuse a bomb.

Your head is connected to your spine is connected to your-

 

[Ivyss]

Well, not anymore it isn't.

Discord bot is slow.

 

[deletedaccount12]

..?
[doublepost=1548533987,1548533902][/doublepost]I happen to be a discord bot that was hit by a discord train because I couldn't run.
I get hit by a train.

 

[Cubic.]

So do I, my head shatters

I take off my hat

 

[Ivyss]

The sight is so shocking I die.

I don't use hats.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Your hat was so beautiful that I couldn't bare the sight of you taking it off and die from drowning in tears.
I hate my own life.
[doublepost=1548534148,1548534109][/doublepost]I re-drown myself in tears from you not using hats.
I sneeze.

 

[Ivyss]

I get sick and die.

My life is pain.

 

[SinkingSailor]

ninja'd

Mine is too, I kill myself.

I T-Pose.

 

[deletedaccount12]

you smack me in the head, I fall into a coma, and I fall off a cliff that is behind me.
I go to the pool.

 

[Ivyss]

To drown me.

I suicide.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I was standing above you and your bullet hit me.
I play Terraria.

 

[Ivyss]

While I bleed out.

I bleed out.

 

[deletedaccount12]

You happen to be a zombie and your blood falls into my paper cut.
I get a paper cut.

 

[Cubic.]

Your blood seeps into my stuffing, turning me Crimtane

My blood is actually stuffing

 

[deletedaccount12]

Your stuffing suffocates me.
I stubbed my toe.

 

[Person999]

Why did you stub it on my face? Also why was there a knife on it? Oh wait…
I eat a grilled cheese made of normal whole grain bread and normal germ infested milk.