Corrupt a Wish

[MinerTurtle45]

Granted, but you lose all other abilities.


I wish I was Sans.

 

[Ripraptor]

Wish granted, but you only become Sans in Genocide routes.

I wish for 1,000,000 dogs!

 

[The Perspirator]

You do, but they all get rabies.

I wish for a dodge-roll with i-frames in Terraria.

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

There's no rolling.

I wish for a few enchants on my sword.

(Fixed because people posted before I started.)

 

[The Bumstickler]

Granted, your sword now has chanting monks in it (Sorry if I got your wish wrong, I'm a bit hard of hearing)

I wish was the person who planned 9/11

 

[Rastriavis]

Granted, but now you're dead, having died in the attack.

I wish I could own a Landkreuzer P.1000 Ratte!

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but now you're dead, having died in the attack.

I wish I could own a Landkreuzer P.1000 Ratte!

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for a Chuck-E-Cheese's behind-the-curtain special.

 

[Ripraptor]

Granted, but Chuck-E-Cheese's goes in the same path as 5 Nights at Freddies.

I wish I was best pro of pros of gaming.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but Chuck-E-Cheese's goes in the same path as 5 Nights at Freddies.

I wish I was best pro of pros of gaming.

Granted, but you feel unaccomplished and you commit sudoku.

I wish for a complete, nutritious breakfast.

 

[unownplyr]

granted. you get arrested for possession of breakfast steroids


I wish for a open beta of titanfall 2 to come out

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but only in China.

I wish to run Donald Trump for president.

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

No one is president, other than this duck. *quack*

I wish for my sword to be enchanted with fire.

 

[Rastriavis]

Sure, but your sword unfortunately burns your hand whenever you touch it, due to the whole thing being on fire.

I wish people would stop calling me a girl.

 

[Ripraptor]

Wish granted, but now they call you it.

I wish that fiction was real.

 

[Rastriavis]

Alright, alright, but it's only your least favorite cartoon from childhood.

I wish I had a German accent in real life.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're a Nazi.

I wish I could beat the Moon Lord.

 

[Ripraptor]

Granted, but you use a mod with a weapon that does 999 Million damage per hit.

I wish that Terraria was real!

 

[Asteroidal_Assassin]

Granted, but you use a mod with a weapon that does 999 Million damage per hit.

I wish that Terraria was real!

Granted. Good luck mustering up the courage for a very realistic looking crimson and death is permanent.
I wish for more skill in terraria

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but no single person ever believes in your skills. Not even if you demonstrate it would they stop laughing at it.

I wish to magically "disappear".

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

Poof! You're gone!

I wish that potions didn't taste horrible.