Corrupt a Wish

[The Bumstickler]

Granted, but now they all taste the exact same with no difference between any of them at all

I wish I had infinite power forever with no side effects whatsoever

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

You are powerless!!

I wish there weren't any idiots online.

 

[The Perspirator]

You are powerless!!

I wish there weren't any idiots online.

Wish granted. But in a Shyamalanistic twist, you are the idiots online.

*I also wish to grow a unicorn tree.

 

[TheGamerMan757]

Granted, but if you don't water it every 3 hours, it'll turn into a mermaid shrub.

I wish my house would grow.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but you didn't grant the wish above your post, so your house shrinks instead.

I wish for a Nintendo 64.

 

[TheGamerMan757]

Oops. I didn't see the wish by The Perspirator. I think he edited in his wish later, so it wasn't there for me. XD

Granted, but if you use it for over 64 minutes it'll turn into a Nintendo 128!

I wish my cheese supply would expand.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but it's now half-rotten because it was so large that you had no other option than to put it in a dank cave.

I wish to grow a beanstalk.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but it's now half-rotten because it was so large that you had no other option than to put it in a dank cave.

I wish to grow a beanstalk.

Granted, but it summons a wyvern.

I wish for a hamberry sandwitch.

 

[TheGamerMan757]

Granted, but the ham is replaced with spam and the berries are actually poisonous.

I wish that Terraria had lemmings.

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

Defining wish as: a person who unthinkingly joins a mass movement, especially a headlong rush to destruction.

You are included in the 500-strong group of people that run off the world into a huge room of Paladins. Have fun!

I wish I was better at drawing.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but Bob Ross is still better than you though.

I wish for nothing at all.

 

[unownplyr]

granted.

I wish people aren't so mean to me.

 

[unownplyr]

(how does it not follow TCF guidelines?)

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but they soon die of lawnmowers.

I wish to invent quantum mechanics.

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

Mechanics quantumifies itself.

I wish modding a game wasn't a massive problem with this setup.

 

[Unicorn666]

You can mod the game on any setup, but they're all outdated.
I wish for Dark Souls III to get working poise.

 

[The Perspirator]

You can mod the game on any setup, but they're all outdated.
I wish for Dark Souls III to get working poise.

Granted, but it's working as intended.

I wish for an abstract concept.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, A wild GRAND DAD!? appears!

I wish to wish although I must not make a wish and I'll never make a wish but I am already wishing for a wish so I don't wish while I am wishing so I don't wish for eternity but I am still wishing so I wish never to wish so I don't wish but as said like 3 times before I am wishing something therefore I am not wishing but I am wishing anyway so that doesn't make sense which is less sense than why dogs eat trash but I still wish to never wish again so I don't get something but I am still wishing something so I cannot wish for a-

Hey, did I mention not wishing for something? One last time, okay? I wish never to wish again.

 

[TheGamerMan757]

Granted, but ?????

I wish for a wish making fish.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but ?????

I wish for a wish making fish.

Granted, but you don't understand what it said.

I wish for a self-fulfilling prophecy.