Corrupt a Wish

[TheUberCannon]

Granted. People now like to draw bad pictures of you and crap.

I wish to make Albert Einstein alive again.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted. People now like to draw bad pictures of you and crap.

I wish to make Albert Einstein alive again.

Granted, but it's a twist. He never died in the first place, and he was in fact... DONGLE DRUMPF! He's gonna make physics great again!

I wish for Dark Souls 3 to have more replay value.

 

[Mage-of-Rage]

Granted, but it's a twist. He never died in the first place, and he was in fact... DONGLE DRUMPF! He's gonna make physics great again!

I wish for Dark Souls 3 to have more replay value.

Granted, but you'll soon find out the "YOU HAVE DIED" screen will be your new best friend

I wish for pine cones

 

[The World Over Heaven]

Granted, but they eat you

I wish I can be Rick Harrison with his pawn shop.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but they eat you

I wish I can be Rick Harrison with his pawn shop.

Granted, but your shop is illegal and cops catch you.
I wish to finish the Impossible Quiz Book.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but all memory is wiped a few seconds later.

I wish be more creative.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but all memory is wiped a few seconds later.

I wish be more creative.

Granted, but all your wishes and corruptions are unfunny and cringeworthy now.
I wish for ALL YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but all your wishes and corruptions are unfunny and cringeworthy now.
I wish for ALL YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US.

Granted, but base is actually yours and it belongs to us. Also, memes.

I wish to taste Jim Sterling's Chungus.

 

[Dankscrub]

Granted, but base is actually yours and it belongs to us. Also, memes.

I wish to taste Jim Sterling's Chungus.

Granted, but... What?

I wish that Hilary Clinton would go back to prison.

 

[The World Over Heaven]

Granted, but you're in the same cell with her

I wish for headphones

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but one ear doesn't work.
I wish for us, Russians, to have knock-knock jokes.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but one ear doesn't work.
I wish for us, Russians, to have knock-knock jokes.

Granted, but all the punchlines are Russian stereotypes.

I wish for the inevitable Dark Souls 4 to be a prequel or to be set in the actual age of man instead of it being about cycles again.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but all the punchlines are Russian stereotypes.

I wish for the inevitable Dark Souls 4 to be a prequel or to be set in the actual age of man instead of it being about cycles again.

Granted, but it's made by DICE and it's turned into a FPS.
I wish for SD Gundam G Generation: GENESIS to come out on PS3 in Europe and Asia.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it would still be in japanese.

I wish for dragons.

 

[Kinas10]

Granted, but on closer inspection ,it is just lizards with plastic alien wings taped onto them.

I wish for Overwatch and No man's sky.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you still have to pay for them.

I wish for spiders.

 

[Kinas10]

Granted, but they are limbless and crawl all over your skull with their limbless bodies.

I wish for FREE overwatch and no man's sky.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you can`t play them.

I wish for snakes.

 

[Kinas10]

Granted, but they are worms.

I wish for an unedited quote.

 

[The kamen rider]

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I wish for a party!