Corrupt a Wish

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted. But can you stand the weight of two cows on your body?

I wish I could eat indefinitely.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but your stomach pops like a balloon.

I wish for the previous wish.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but your stomach pops like a balloon.

I wish for the previous wish.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted, but your stomach pops like a balloon.

I wish for the previous wish.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but your stomach pops like a balloon.

I wish for the previous wish.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted, but your stomach pops like a balloon.

I wish to be a snake.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but you don't get a stomach.

I wish for a new stomach.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you are now brainless.

I wish for spoilers.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but they're this kind:

Spoiler

Woo

I wish for woof.

 

[The kamen rider]

Nyan

I wish for cows.

 

[JakeMarvin]

Granted, but it's stuck upstairs.

I wish for a super-expert mode in Terraria

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but it's so insane that everything is an OHKO. Bunnies are always corrupt, the world starts entirely corrupt or Crimson (although Jungle/Desert/Ocean is present) and much more.
Enjoy yourself.

I wish so much.

 

[ZombieGenius]

But I don't.

I wish for Go to First Unread to actually work.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but you can only activate it once per a thousand lifespans of butterflies, and ONLY when the Planet X flies nearby.
I wish for a gundam that can stand against Turn A, excluding Raiser.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but every other gundam can beat him now, including the weakest.

I wish for snakes.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but they're venomous and bite you.

I wish for dogs.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted, but they're venomous and bite you.

I wish for cows.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but they're venomous and bite you.

I wish for chickens.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but they're venomous and bite you.

I wish for a cute centipede

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted but they're venomous and bite you.

I wish for a kitten.