Corrupt a Wish

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but everybody hates you for it.

I wosh.

You woush.

I wish for a

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

You woush.

I wish for a

Grant

wish

 

[The Perspirator]

Grant

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[TheUberCannon]

Not granted. Good day.

I wish to stop this thread from suddenly derailing.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but since you did not understand the joke, you now do not understand any jokes in this topic whatsoever.
I wish to be a moose.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but you are likely to be run over by cars.

I wish for Xzibit to pimp my ride.

 

[XSlayer300]

Granted. But I tooked his place and Pwn your ride.

I wish for a Helmet.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but only other people can wear it.

I wish people wouldn't use Caps Lock in place of shift.

 

[The kamen rider]

GRANTED BUT THEY STILL SPEAK IN ALL CAPS!

I WISH TO BE A DRAGON!

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

GRANTED BUT THEY STILL SPEAK IN ALL CAPS!

I WISH TO BE A DRAGON!

Granted. You aren't alive.

I wish for repetition.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but repetition prevents Entropy thus the world will be destoyed.

I wish to be a snake.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted but repetition prevents Entropy thus the world will be destoyed.

I wish to be a snake.

Granted, but you also lose the ability to eat and digest.

I weeeesssshhhhh

 

[The kamen rider]

You weeeesssshhhhh yourself to dead.

I wish to be a giant spider.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but now that everyone on this planet is an arachnophobe...

I wish for three wishes.

 

[The kamen rider]

((How is that bad?))
Granted but all 3 wishes lead to you being dead.

I wish that Pokémon S&M would be released faster.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

((How is that bad?))
Granted but all 3 wishes lead to you being dead.

I wish that Pokémon S&M would be released faster.

(Because nobody will like you. At all.)
Granted, but it'll be the last Pokémon game ever.

I wish people would slow down with spoiling Sun and Moon for themselves...
Half because I've avoided everything Sun and Moon related since the starters and I don't want to know what this new Pokémon is, or this new Pokémon no stop I don't want to see that thing that I think looked like an Anorith

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but curiosity will get the better of them and will know things like that Ultra Beasts will be in them.

I wish to be Popular.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted but curiosity will get the better of them and will know things like that Ultra Beasts will be in them.

I wish to be Popular.

Granted, but you'll be the sort of popular that Garbodor is: famous because nobody likes it.

I wish for Pokémon in real life.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted, but you'll be the sort of popular that Garbodor is: famous because nobody likes it.

I wish for Pokémon in real life.

Granted but a flamethrower kills you.

I wish for spiders.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but YOU become arachnophobic.

I wish for a tear.