Corrupt a Wish

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but once you do you have seven days left to live... and you can't change back.

I wish for no grumpy cat.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but ceiling cat is here!

I wish for a bee queen.

 

[Prsid]

Granted, it instantly kills you.

I wish for two wishes

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but they both kill you.

I wish to be a dragon with no negatives.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted. I assume you meant no having to do subtraction sums...
So your corruption is that you're the size of a fly to the point that people think that you are one. Also, you're black, which makes it all the more likely for people to just assume.

I wish that I could change between human and dog at will.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted. I assume you meant no having to do subtraction sums...
So your corruption is that you're the size of a fly to the point that people think that you are one. Also, you're black, which makes it all the more likely for people to just assume.

I wish that I could change between human and dog at will.

Granted, but you have to assume the posture of the opposite every time you do.

I wish for Darksiders II to not feel so tedious.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but the game is now boring.

I wish for flies.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, they eat you

I wish for something that cannot harm me in anyway

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted, you get a harmless death.

I wish for plants.

 

[Bill Cipher]

Granted, they're evil plants that want to kill you.

I wish for my cancer to go away.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you get Ebola

I wihs for peace.

 

[Bill Cipher]

Granted but you get Ebola

I wihs for peace.

Granted, but it's only for flies.

I wish that Trump wasn't the (future) president.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but he became president instead of Obama

I wish for Audrey II

 

[Bill Cipher]

Granted but he became president instead of Obama

I wish for Audrey II

Granted, but it's Audrey III instead.

I wish for nothing.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted. The universe no longer exists

I wish for Biollante.

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, but it's a knock-off.

I wish for an orange.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it is brown.

I wish for anything.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted. Will a single Francium particle do?

I wish, so very much.

 

[Parasy]

You get nothing. Except for some paper with "You lose ! Good day, sir. " on it.

I wish for something to happen.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted. It isn't very interesting.