Corrupt the Wish!

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Granted, but that something turned out to be a rocket powered fist to the face.
I wish Eddard Stark was revived from the dead.
 
Granted, now you'll just instead post in another thread of my making.

I wish for 10mil dollars, a toilet encrusted in diamonds, and a kit-kat bar.
 
Welp, I can't grant you your wish then so you might as-well grant mine.

"Ruining It With Atomic Flaming Turds" Jesus, boy that sounds painful. I wish you ate some fiber, or something.
 
Granted, but you can only wish for things that harm you.

I wish selfies, dabbing and Uganda knuckles memes were all illegal with the punishment being death.
 
(You only made mine better.)
Granted, but only in your house.

I wish everything currently alive died right now.
 
(But Now You Were Only Surrounded By People Who Took Selfies, Dabbed And Shouted "DO U NO DA WEY")
(And You Didn't Really Make Mine Worse)
Granted, But You're The Only One Left On Earth, Except For The Monsters That Sold Their Soul To Make :red:tier And :red:tier Memes.
I Wish @Jetstream ∞ Could Corrupt This Wish.
 
Granted but Learning how to describe yourself accurately is something we usually have to put some effort into. This seems to be especially true in most western cultures, where being honest about our skills, qualities, and attributes can be confused with being arrogant, "blowing your own trumpet," and being excessively self-indulgent

I wish for a wish wishing wish that has been wished by a wisher.
 
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