Corrupt the Wish!

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but global warming melts all the ice and submerges your empire.

I wish for a school bus.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

You get your school bus. But nothing went wrong, so everybody on the forums died.

I wish for a wish that's hallowed, so you can't corrupt it.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I purify it with the clentaminator and then corrupt it with light blue solution.

I wish for a bee.

 

[taco360]

Granted, and then it flys off and makes movies about itself.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but it causes a time paradox and destroys the universe.

I wish for a meme.

 

[The Gravemind]

You get a meme....etic kill agent, It causes you to develop brain tumors and die within moments.



I wish I was smrt

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you are smrt for 1 sec, immediately after your iq drops to 1 (so back to normal (no offense))

I wish I could always come up with the perfect comeback or excuse.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but you get in trouble for talking back.

I wish that the snow that just snowed would stay forever!

 

[The Gravemind]

Granted, however it triggers a third(?) Ice age, causing virtually all life to go extinct.


i want to be s u p r a smrt

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted. But you're not as smart as everyone else.

I wish for Earth to explode.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but you die.

I wish for a laptop.

 

[hunt2man]

Granted, but it's the first model ever made.

I wish for an high end gaming Pc

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted but it breaks down.

I wish for friendship.

 

[hunt2man]

Granted, but it was fake all along.

I wish for skillz

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted, but you don't know which skills they are.

I wish for an enemy.

 

[The Gravemind]

Granted, you get a fat, gassy """"""italian"""""" plumber who shouts constantly, wears yellow, and attempts to be your exact opposite.




I want a friend

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but they stab you in the back (both literally and figuratively) once it benefits them.

I wish I had creativity.

 

[The Gravemind]

Granted, but you reach an Author's block, and are forced to contemplate on that idea for months.



I wish to indoctrinate my """Friends""" into parasitic husks to do my bidding.

 

[ReusableLime20]

""""""italian""""""

So many quotes.

I wish to indoctrinate my """Friends""" into parasitic husks to do my bidding.

Granted, but they feed off of your mind.

I wish for pizza.

 

[The Gravemind]

Yes, but you get Diabeetus and die.



I wish for Battletoads: Mudkipz edition