Defend Yourself!

MiltVala · Oct 4, 2014

But it was orange!

I accuse the np of playing forum games.

MahBucket · Oct 4, 2014

The only game I'm playing is the game of life!

I accuse NP of not being cool.

MiltVala · Oct 4, 2014

Pshhhh, I'm totally cool

I accuse the NP of not liking pie

wireworker mobile · Oct 4, 2014

I like pie
I accuse the np of eating bugs

theclownfish II · Oct 4, 2014

but they crawled into my mouth

i accuse the np of eating dust

GoldenTerrabyte · Oct 4, 2014

But I washed it down with water.

I accuse the NP of smashing a Demon Altar, and that the Wraiths are coming after them.

wireworker mobile · Oct 4, 2014

I needed new ores

I accuse the next poster of replying to this thread

Czar · Oct 4, 2014

But i was bored

I accuse the np of killing my fish

MahBucket · Oct 4, 2014

I was merely saving them from drowning!

I accuse NP of MUUUURDERING the Guide!

PenguinPandaZero · Oct 4, 2014

But he let zombies in my house!

I accuse NP of jumping.

Czar · Oct 4, 2014

Actually my friend threw the voodoo in the lava

I accuse np of lying

MahBucket · Oct 4, 2014

(YA SCREWED IT UP!)
PSSH DID NOT!

I accuse np of not saving me any pizza.

PenguinPandaZero · Oct 4, 2014

You didn't ask me to!

I accuse NP of murdering me.

Czar · Oct 4, 2014

But you took my hat..
Or was it...
The np!

PenguinPandaZero · Oct 4, 2014

I didn't ! I ?'d

NP stole my soul.

theclownfish II · Oct 4, 2014

i am your soul

i accuse the np of creating rng

MahBucket · Oct 4, 2014

We called her "the famous cashier". (Answer generated with a random sentence generator!)

I accuse np of EVERYTHING!

Czar · Oct 5, 2014

I did nothing
The np didnt buy hyrule warriors

ClaireValle · Oct 8, 2014

I don't even have a Wii U

NP? Why is my leg missing?

Athain · Oct 8, 2014

Because I really love stabbing dudes!

I accuse NP of slandering Terraria by calling it a rip off of Minecraft!