Defend Yourself!

Whats the crime in that? Exactly.

I accuse NP of soliciting.
 
I hardly even know what that means.

I accuse NP of using words that I don't know.
 
I only use words that you know


i accuse NP of lacking vitamin C
 
And do you have proof of that?

I accuse NP of taking all the food.
 
I didn't take all the food, I only took all of the drinks.

I accuse NP of spilling their drink.
 
No I spilled yours.

I accuse NP of trying.
 
I never try

i accuse NP of being a total cutie
 
I got into a staring contest with Medusa and she turned to stone.

I accuse NP of being better at a video game than me.
 
I can't help the fact that I'm naturally better at everything than you :cool::p

I accuse the NP of never cleaning up after themself
 
I always make sure to sweep my mess under the rug

i accuse NP of hating black licorice
 
Well obviously I hate it. Licorice just feels way too wrong as a word.

I accuse NP of having a normal sleep schedule.
 
I start too go to sleep at 1 am lol

I accuse NP of eating a frog
 
I haven't eaten one, and really, I find the idea off putting.

I accuse NP of thinking something's right when it's only correct.
 
Couldn’t be me, I don’t think


i accuse np of posting dragon art
 
That's the other dragon.

I accuse NP of not posting art.
 
Aight, but have you seen my PFP or refsheet? Pretty sure that disqualifies the accusation.

I accuse NP of siding with Eye of Cthulhu.
 
Showing EOC lootbag

I summon a very huge fireball that flies directly to the NP.
 
The hell? This is not an accusation, this is an assault on a property of Arcean pantheon!

I accuse NP of assaulting a nearby poster.
 
I defend myself with Captain America's shield

I accuse NP of spamming the chat
 
I lawyer up and prove that I was not spamming, but actually just had a lot to say.
I accuse NP of stealing my OC. (The worst crime someone here can commit)
 
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