dodge the person above you

[DoctorWhale]

Heard of bulletproof armor?

I irreversibly and constant curse Huzbubber with mortality, making him an entity from now to the end of time.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I am the Doctor, so I just keep regenerating.

I kill NP with the Moment. (A galaxy destroying weapon.)

 

[ReusableLime20]

Heard of bulletproof armor?

I would like to point out that there is no such thing as bulletproof.

Watch this:

Just skip to the part where he is talking to a guy face-to-face.

 

[DoctorWhale]

I refuse to watch the video, therefore avoiding you make me watch it.

I use a baseball bat on the NP.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I get famous because a famous player bats with me and now I am on display for all to see.

I wish that I could be a sentient baseball bat.

 

[Ivyss]

Wrong thread, you are banned for posting that on the wrong thread.

I poison NP with a poison that will kill ANYTHING including ghosts and things that can't die for any other reason.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Oops...

I don't drink the potion. I can't anyways because I'm a bat.

I bash the next person's head in because my wish was subliminally granted.

 

[Hackerkm (Apache Chopper)]

I change my name reseting the wish for you.

I drive over np killing them instantly, also leaving a bloody windshield

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I reform my body and possess NP.

 

[Hackerkm (Apache Chopper)]

I explode my own engine,
Then I switch to my 2nd clone


It kills np

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I regenerate.

I bake NP in an oven for dinner.

 

[RR]

I call the firefighters, who water the NP to death

 

[Ivyss]

You didn't dodge, you and NP are executed before you make the call.

 

[RR]

YOU ARE BANNED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY HOW WE WERE EXECUTED.

 

[Ivyss]

You didn't attack, you get banned.

I get NP to commit suicide by cutting themselves open with an oversized sword.

 

[RR]

I can't find an oversized sword, I can't do it
(And the ban was my attack)
I make the NP die from smoking marijuana until overdose. The NP can't say that it can't find marijuana

 

[Ivyss]

Robots are immune to the effects of marijuana, including overdose.
(The ban wasn't toward NP, it was towards me, I just happened to be NP.)
I split every atom that is part of NP.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I am split into two of myself, successfully cloning myself.

Me and my clone PVP NP and win.

 

[RR]

I Magic mirror at home.
I steal the energy of the NP (even if it's a robot) and kill it and all its clones while it can't do anything

 

[Ivyss]

That just makes me not be in this body, I'll just hack a factory to make more of me and I send those copies to kill NP.