dodge the person above you

[Ultimate snowman 46]

Heals by the nurse for 1000 gold

NP gets hit with 30 million volts of electricity

 

[darkmega5]

I'm a ground type pokemon.

NP didn't do their homework the entire schoolyear

 

[Malfestio]

Homework was only 5% of my grade.

NP is in the middle of the desert

 

[darkmega5]

I leave

NP turned into a tree, and a lumberjack came.

 

[Magical_Rabbit]

I'm an Ent and scare off said lumberjack

I backstab NP

 

[Person999]

But you use a stick so it does nothing
NP spontaneously combusts then poops his/her pants

 

[Ivyss]

Ice can't burn. Also, what pants?

NP gets cut open and then their organs removed one at a time from most most important to least important.

 

[Person999]

I’m in armor so you can’t dissect me
NP becomes Yawgmoth right before urza obliterates him.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

But you've just said what's coming so I can change the future

I edit time so you are stranded in the past

 

[Malfestio]

I got set back by 1 second

NP is teleported to the surface of the sun

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Sunscreen
Np smells one of my farts

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

You are now NP
NP has an unknown reason of death

 

[Malfestio]

I use rejack

NP is stuck in an avalanche

 

[Ivyss]

You know that would only work if I wasn't an ice dragon.

NP gets burnt at the stake.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Yay steak!
Np gets 10 warning points from their favorote subfourm

 

[Ivyss]

But, because subfourms don't exist, that can't happen, therefore your attack is invalid.

NP has a very minor case of death.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

Duct tape fixes everything

NP is given a cake

 

[Animus Viral]

gives it to GLADoS
NP has a hangover

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Water
Np drowns

 

[Animus Viral]

Recall potion, cuz you can drink underwater
Moon Lord