Famous Quotes ;)

M the Mister

Retinazer
It's simple just type your favourite quotes that famous people said

Mine is: "Money can't buy life" -Bob Marley
Be sure to put the name of a guy who said the quote!
And say why it is your favorite!

I'm really interested to see what you think, bye :)
 

Desucrate

Golem
Just one quote? Do you not have hundreds more?
Fine, I'll leave all my favorite quotes.

"I'm going to make people suffer" -Ajidot 2015
"Me gonna kill uuuuu" -Ajidot 2015
"Criddle is the best" -Pixel 2015
"Agent is ugly" -Ajidot 2015
"I have a spying drone in your room right now" -Ajidot 2015
"I do enjoy calling out little kids" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"who needs hentai if we have ajidot?" -Arti 2015
"Beat his sorry *** into the ground" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"this picture makes me think of 2 kinds of hammering" -Scarecrow 2015
"gammit" -Supeh Mario 2015
"Yes Milt, listen to your :red:" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"YOU SEE THIS BODY? IT'S THE BEST. BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME." -Scarmu 2015
"My puppy just dropkicked the other puppy, holy :red:, be right back." -Pixel 2015
"no one's more evil than meee" -Ajidot 2015
"Ban agent! In fact, kill him!" -Ajidot 2015
"Is mechanic eating toasted fingers?" -CraftedNightmare Here! 2015
"Because I'm an evil :red:" -Milt69466 2015
"tell suweeka to play club penguin" -Jetstream 2015
"pm me gud hentai plz" -W1K 2015
"AFRICAH o3o" -Suweeka 2015
"It's not fanservice if ALL of it is fanservice." -Matsu 2015
"I'm a bit of a dum dum." -RoboTTastic 2015
"hentai" -Ajidot 2015
"you aren't doing it hard enough. Stalk harder." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"I have no friends." -boopasaurus1 2015
"Welcome to the forums, :red:er!~ :)" -CeruleanBlitz 2015
"I had this nagging feeling you'd bring up cup sizes." -Sodapone 2015
"Senpai is allways proud of her little fleshlings <3" -Szaila 2015
"I'm in Hell now, so that's great." -Pixel 2015
"didn't you know? Ajidot is verb. it means to hate agent" -Ajidot 2015
"I command agent's execution" -Ajidot 2015
"You know it, babe." -Scironex 2015
"so this means everyone can shut up about scarlet's goddamn neck now, right?" -Scarecrow 2015
"I like the colors." -excession 2015
"Everybody's like 'oh you're such a genius excession I wish I could be like you'" -excession 2015
"can i request porn" -TaDa 2015
":red: you. But also, :red: YOU." -Scironex 2015
"Who wants to hear the most stupid that ever lived" -Qui Devorat 2015
"Scironex is a steroid fuelled baby" -Qui Devorat 2015
"I synthesize my own testosterone, thank you." -Scironex 2015
"'I shared four lollipops with the rest of my 13 year old babes.'" -Teal 2015
"The only person in this chat that I'd bed is alx, so..." -Scironex 2015
"I'm gonna be put in a history book or something" -Ajidot 2015
"Go to sleep" -Ajidot 2015
"can you say poopy poop poop?" -darthmorf 2015
"i try spray and pray but i never hit anything because i dont believe in god" -Xaviorchaos 2015
"I'm a strong and independent woman, I don't need money" -Scironex 2015
":red: you, fire. :red: you and everything you stand for." -Scironex 2015
"Flowers are pretty great." -Pixel 2015.
"Agent, I will legitimately report you if you quote any more comments on my profile. :p" -Teal 2015
"waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu waifu - All Diablo would say while furiously beating the leek." -DemonSword 2015
"Raise your dongers!" -Matsu 2015
"matsu need to draw who now pic" -EpicCriddle 2015
"Hold on to your nuts, this isn't any ordinary blow job" -CraftedNightmare Here! 2015
"Mango porn." -Freenight 2015
"Alx for janitor" -Corenality 2015
"OOh upskirt" -CraftedNightmare Here! 2015
"THOMAS THE WANK ENGINE" -The Ice Cube 2015
"she's gonna die" -Ajidot 2015
"Pixel is a yandere" -Ajidot 2015
"use agent_ale to craft molotov cocktalx" -EpicCriddle 2015
"Pixel and Kotoura sneak away from the campfire and 18+" -Pixel 2015
"kouta and pixel are those one kind of insects that can survive without their heads" -EpicCriddle 2015
"What do yo you guys smoke? I want it." -BitPieStudios 2015
"now bear eating will happen." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"demm panties magic... :<" -DG-VR 2015
"Szaila, remind me to put the Right Hand Bisharp in my soggy" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"My breasts are pretty great." -Pixel 2015
"you can do him." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Shut up and give me your money." -Redigit 2015
"I hate you guys." -Redigit 2015
"her face isn't orgasmic enough..." -Scarecrow 2015
"I like to spend hours at a time in Hell." -Scironex 2015
"I don't know if I should be worried or not that I'm being wisked away by Pixel." -Doylee 2015
"Agent is a young independant woman, MY independant young woman." -Pixel 2015
"Pixel is my Dungeon buddy." -Doylee 2015
"totally not stalking all of them right now." -Estreadel 2015
"I lack quality" -Ajidot 2015
"she needs to have less clothes on" -Pedguin 2015
"Re-Logic is everywhere... :eek:" -Loki 2015
"Unless you do in fact have a :red:" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"Steel Bisharp :red:" -Scironex 2015
"I want to strangle everyone." -Freenight 2015
"I am pure" -Ajidot 2015
"Robin's books kill." -Scironex 2015
"there goes my reputation" -Ajidot 2015
"I'll become Agent's slave" -CraftedNightmare Here! 2015
"You're incest, TQB." -Pixel 2015
"Did i just see a nipple?!" -CraftedNightmare Here! 2015
"Dang it, TheQuietBisharp, stop being so pleasant and likable. You're making the rest of us look bad!" -Red H2O 2015
"THATS RIGHT KIDS, WE CAN NOW BE TRANS IN TERRARIA WITH JUST A SIP OF A POTION!" -CinamonPizza 2015
"I'm the devil." -Qui Devorat 2015
"I'm always happy! No, I'm lying" -Ajidot 2015
"me too dumb" -Ajidot 2015
"I'm ze best" -Ajidot 2015
"Embrace me Szaila!" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"We must make it one." -Sodapone 2015
"Too bad I don't have an OC for you to exploit to your advantages." -FlakMaster 2015
"Lol this is becoming a harem" -Szaila 2015
"I already work the corners 5 times a week" -bad_news 2015
"I'm a bad person" -Doylee 2015
"Szaila and I shall continue." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"i swear to god if i got his credit card info he would have a bunch of male strippers showing up at his house for the rest of his life" -hamyo 2015
"Quit being colorblind, it's rude." -Scironex 2015
"I'm gonna try and not die. I died." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"off with yer toe!" -Ajidot 2015
"I'm the serial gender bender Ajidot =w=" -Ajidot 2015
"Mortimer is starting to float sideways." -Cenx 2015
"I think my desk fish is about to go." -Cenx 2015
"Moon Lord is Tsuki's larval state, that is why it is big but not the biggest." -Matsu 2015
"There can only be one fully evolved Tsuki at a time, eventually a Moon Lord will survive us all, make a cocoon, and a second Tsuki will form. This Neo-Tsuki will then fight the Proto-Tsuki that we currently have; if it wins it will be the new biggest and the cycle will start anew." -Matsu 2015
"Who do you find to be the most attractive woman in the game?" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Nene is wearing fishnet leggings I think, but I'll just chalk that up to ninja gear." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"i want to go deep in you" -bad_news 2015
"she's soooo wrenchy!" -Ajidot 2015
"The love son of Alx and Ajidot. Yes please." -Folder 2015
"LUSCIOUS PIXEL ART." -drain 2015
"I call upon the great shadow dragon in my right arm.....!" -Ajidot 2015
"I am in a house!" -Ajidot 2015
"ya dam kids and yer newfangle ecchi games" -BitPieStudios 2015
"nsfw
1.0
" -Ajidot 2015
"Call me Vodafone from now on." -Sodapone 2015
"Sorry, I was being really stupid." -Sodapone 2015
"Hopefully Mothron doesn't decide to mount my face this time." -Matsu 2015
"Your freezer is a douche" -Doylee 2015
"Aren't circuses just like...fake zoos?" -Matsu 2015
"Matsu is an orangutan, can confirm" -Doylee 2015
"No more quotes" -Ajidot 2015
"May I stroke your rose, Milt?" -Teal 2015
"Milt, just don't get touched in early mode" -Doylee 2015
"Don't draw the nips and you'll be good" -Milt69466
"ICECUBE YOU ARE MY :red:." -Teal 2015
"spank me like im your ***" -The Ice Cube 2015
"Now I want to whack myself in the head" -CraftedNightmare Here! 2015
"Sorry teal i'm art drunk" -BitPieStudios 2015
"My head is full of kotoura" -Sodapone 2015
"unless you count a sip of beer my dad let me have when I was ten or something, my first alcohol was some beer." -Zygomorph 2015
"Anyway, alx, the moral of the story is cover your :red:ing Twitter feed with a blanket if it bothers you so much." -Scironex 2015
"I sound like a prepubescent 11 year old on helium." -Teal 2015
"Got told to watch this whie being called a prostitute. I feel quite violated" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"He wants to see tits on everything and everyone" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"So Agent has figured out how to make Slackbot his :red:" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"If unsure about what to draw, draw :red:s." -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"I'm such a dumbass" -darthmorf 2015
"I'm confessing my love to Agent-chan." -Matsu 2015
"My heart goes doki doki when I think about Agent-chan's pantsu." -Matsu 2015
"Puffins are sad penguin seagulls." -Doylee 2015
"But then again, I'm a knight of the night" -CraftedNightmare Here! 2015
"i suck" -Pedguin 2015
"Hitler is agent's one direction" -Scarecrow 2015
"I'm evil!" -TheG434 2015
"jeus fycj" -Dish0ut 2015
"FEEL the miis" -Scarecrow 2015
"I wish I got bent." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"I want to wear things" -DeltaVii 2015
"40 pound sweaty ogre of a man" -Scarecrow 2015
"I get a lot of dank kush" -Doylee 2015
"doylee for dank admin 2k15" -Mystery 2015
"I can't handle all this kush dude." -Doylee 2015
"I'm getting high. 5 times over." -Doylee 2015
"Do drugs kids." -Doylee 2015
"Streaming video games while high? that sounds fun" -Mystery 2015
"AND WITH THAT ALX KILLED CHAT" -DeltaVii 2015
"nerds are sexy" -Baconfry 2015
"Man, that picture of Doylee that was put up earlier got me all hot and bothered." -Matsu 2015
"that picture of doylee put up earlier made alx really wet" -Scarecrow 2015
"Matsu is just jelly" -Doylee 2015
"Wow you're actually not ugly" -Mystery 2015
"why are you so small?" -Scarecrow 2015
"Going to shove this inside of me, as I have no respect for my body." -Matsu 2015
"Come to Canyon Country and watch me shove meat into my mouth Doylee." -Matsu 2015
"I beat people up for as a proffesional past time m8" -Doylee 2015
"I am stupid." -Matsu 2015
"You shouldn't put feces on your computer." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"I hate you." -Teal 2015
"Wow, bipolar much? You said you loved me a minute ago." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Wow, insulting medical conditions now." -Teal 2015
"Now you may discover my occupation at the gay bar." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"dammit, everyone loves me." -Scarecrow 2015
"Panties are enough to solve all the world's problems" -Genderless_Neko 2015
"Too bad boobs like that only exist in carton" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"so then I can link Norwegian deathmetal?" -Ghostar 2015
"I like you Sizzles" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Ajidot. Bend me. Now." - TheQuietBisharp 2015
"someone owes me pantsless pictures of their sister still." -Matsu 2015
"Omnir is my adorable little sister, and I am his 6'2 ripped onichan" -Ghostar 2015
"Hi, My name is Crystal. There are around 4 MILLION other Crystals in the world, 80% of which are strippers." -Ghostar 2015
"You're not ugly. 11/10 would kawaii desu." -Matsu 2015
"I actually LOVE misogynism" -Ghostar 2015
"Eat me Ghostar." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Terraria blinds people confirmed" -TehFlufflez 2015
"you have a fetus in your butt" -The Ice Cube 2015
"I don't HAVE A FETUS" -CraftedNightmare Here! 2015
"You're dumb, I hate you." -excession 2015
"There's Steam you nunlord." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Gotta go at a moderate pace" -Dire Sigma 2015
"you are an almighty badass that everyone who doesn't worship, should worship" -Sivath 2015
"because its great it;s time for butt shake" -ahmad rifai 2015
"I would be all ontop of her" -Faker 2015
"aji-blocked" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"no hiding from me" -Corenality 2015
"ghostars don't worry, I can provide butts" -Scarecrow 2015
"Well, thanks for boning me with the waifu" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"DEATH IS FUN" -Hello the Terrarian 2015
"I feel like Kotoura reading Manabe's mind right now" -Sodapone 2015
"Only if you bring me a cheeseburger." -Redigit 2015
"The colors are overwhelmingly color-y" -excession 2015
"crack is great" -BitPieStudios 2015
"who isn't looking at porn" -molochmekkane 2015
"can I just have the cock?" -Mystery 2015
"I'm open" -Szaila 2015
"I'll cover YOUR important bits in ranch dressing!" -Devalaous 2015
"stimulate the poor man" -Szaila 2015
"the sounds coming from devas room are terrifying" -Tonbogiri 2015
"plague just showed us his porn" -Scarecrow 2015
"its just naked girl without nipples and pointy feet" -EpicCriddle 2015
":red: me i suck so much" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"infinite lube" -Scarecrow 2015
"gotta learn about the birds and bees at one point" -Szaila 2015
"oh damn, it looks like he's furiously masturbating" -Szaila 2015
"not enough smut" -Dameon 2015
"In a few months Scarlet will be the hottest thing on R34 sites" -agent_alx 2015
"Your face is a typo" -Shia LaBeouf™ 2015
"szaila is a sexual mecha godzilla" -Scarecrow 2015
"Plague has the sex appeal of a metal bar" -Shia LaBeouf™ 2015
"We arent going to watch you piss" -Devalaous
"no stopping the Szai train" -Corenality 2015
"I HAVE TITS?!" -Shia LaBeouf™ 2015
"pinning game isn't won until you can pin your partner on the bed" -Jenosis 2015
"I was born without arms too, I type and draw with my :red:." -Scarecrow 2015
"I can't believe W1K has a saxophone for a :red:" -Jenosis 2015
"porn makes everyone happy" -Dameon 2015
"I think we can all agree that "A Sensual Handjob" was the best member name" -Devalaous 2015
"thats a picture of goku :red:ing a washing machine" -Ghostar 2015
"naked people are :red:ing hilarious" -MolochMekkane 2015
"I want a big, thick, meaty, greatsword." -Ghostar 2015
"Who the hell wants Starbound for a 1st place prize" -agent_alx 2015
"also my phone just autocorrected suika to "sucks" lol" -Mystery 2015
"I swear you are cruising for a cheese grinder to the :red:" -MolochMekkane 2015
"warm thy :red:" -Supeh Mario 2015
"Agent is now my man-slave" -Devalaous 2015
"don't want to be misled by all that fake arse" -Eris Falling 2015
"I am also a 6'2 ripped black man with tons of money and 8 waifus" -Ghostar 2015
"Kiss me Pie" -CinamonPizza 2015
"a good butt is a good butt" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"I just heard my younger brother say 'When I first saw her butt I wanted to get inside that'"- MolochMekkane 2015
"reproduction time" -MolochMekkane 2015
"come for the smut, stay for the community" -MolochMekkane 2015
"I'm not sure what is going on, but I think we should shoot moloch with a nail gun" -Scarecrow 2015
"I am incapable of shame" -Matsu 2015
Time spent at the beach peeping at hot girls, time well spent." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"And handjob is acceptable..." -CinamonPizza 2015
"why would you wear pants in front of your computer, not like it's judging you or anything" -Suweeka 2015
"I personally only slay dragons with my raging boner" -Devalaous 2015
"I just heard my younger brother say 'When I first saw her butt I wanted to get inside that'" -MolochMekkane 2015
"well ok technically I fell UP the stairs" -Devalaous 2015
"oh, right, you really liked doing butt stuff" -Szaila 2015
"'Ma'am, why is your child dead?' 'I :red:ed a ghost'" -CinamonPizza 2015
"*walks into the chatroom, turns right back around" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"when can we watch you sleep again" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"I think your butt's more important" -Devalaous 2015
"Stop right there criminal scum! You violated my mother!" -Devalaous 2015
"It's too small." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Sex: it's what for dinner" -MolochMekkane 2015
"OH HELL NO. EVERYONE GETS MOLESTED" -Tonbogiri 2015
"I hate you all c:" -agent_alx 2015
"It looks like a pointy :red: with a face" -Shia LaBeouf™ 2015
"I want a hydraulic :red:" -Ghostar 2015
"whoa he's a pSYCHo hE'S GONNA LIGHT OUR CANDLES" -Dish0ut 2015
"I'm going to name a dog after Alx so I can tell it to go away and to stop licking itself." -Matsu 2015
"It's too big for Moloch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" -agent_alx 2015
"pleasure of the body trumps whatever the :red: these dip:red:s are doing" -MolochMekkane 2015
"I'm gonna make them so hard" -Szaila 2015
"will it be safe to play it while eating?" -Szaila 2015
"anyways, Imma go eat some hard, salty, cheesy nachos~" -Szaila 2015
"Dameon scared me out with that furry porn" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"i would accept a handjob as currency" -MolochMekkane 2015
"it's happening" -Dish0ut 2015
"damn, I was just gonna saw off his hands and eat them" -Scarecrow 2015
"Spinach confirmed as race" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"looking at the backwall it seems like it's Baconfry's white redneck counterpart" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"PUNCH IT HAAAAAAARRRRDD" -Shia LaBeouf™ 2015
"is that bearded hitler" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"his bad side has a filter and bigger hat, run!" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"apparently i'm funny" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"Thuglife McBadass" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"I'm just going to grab 2 blades and shove them into my viewing spheres" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"I also go around taking random pictures after I whip my :red: out" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"shoves :red: in your face* OH SORRY I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE MY :red: OUT WHILE PELVIC THRUSTING YOUR FACE" -Shia LaBeouf™ 2015
"Stop oppressing the people who can't count to potato you rapist" -agent_alx 2015
"I guess they don't have to ask where da wite wimmin at" -MolochMekkane 2015
"It'd be the switchblade in the stone" -agent_alx 2015
"LOL WE DON'T USE CONDOMS. WHAT COULD GO WRONG" -MolochMekkane 2015
"That's not why you child support" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
":red: is my life" -Woog 2015
"DON'T TOUCH MY JIMMIES. THEY MUST REMAIN UNRUSTLED." -LiquidAppleJuice 2015
"You are one angry quote fairy" -Ajidot 2015
"Tsuki has like, a fetish for sniper rifles" -Ghostar 2015
"League of Losers" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Bisbarbarian: The Waifu Slayer" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"I heard something about boobs" -Devalaous 2015
"alx is not the best." -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"what is hitler alone going to do" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"Ghostar would probably wheel up, wink, then ride away with Tsuki in her lap" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"They might be testicles" -Devalaous 2015
"Alx is my precious kouhai, don't corrupt Alx-chan." -Matsu 2015
"doylee loves :red:es" -Scarecrow 2015
"Then when it exploded, I asked for help" -Devalaous 2015
"sucked them all" -MolochMekkane 2015
"I keep seeing 'sailed' as 'orgasm'" -MolochMekkane 2015
"Note to self: don't play pin the tail on the donkey with agent" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"At least I THINK Cina and Szaila dont hate me ^_^" -Devalaous 2015
"razor nipples" -MolochMekkane 2015
"Aji will just copy paste tits on a Bisharp" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Bend over for me" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"My pants are ALWAYs left at Cina's door" -Devalaous 2015
"Cenxual" -MolochMekkane 2015
"we all know the girls here are dudes anyway" -Devalaous 2015
"Cenx is officially our lewd plaything" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"Red can try, but I've already had excellent Buttcenx with his wife" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"I have Swordbomb Syndrome with Cenx" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"everyone knows my name. its Butt Pirate." -Tonbogiri 2015
"I am a :red: aficionado! Give me as many :red:s as possible!" -Scironex 2015
"Your :red: is mine, mekkane!" -Scironex 2015
"Time to defuse a bomb, brbrbrbr" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
":red:ing children" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"I GOT YOUR GRILLFRIEND TO COME" -agent_alx 2015
"You can both bang my mom" -TheQuietBisharp 2015
"it reaches down to my knees when I'm standing qwq" -Szaila 2015
"you could say I'm kawaii on the streets, senpai in the sheets" -Szaila 2015
"I've always been the small guy" -Lord Plaguerion 2015
"now strip." -Scarecrow 2015
"putting your :red: in crimson may not be sanitary" -MolochMekkane 2015
":red: your :red:ty-:red: life, get to watching more android drama" -Sodapone 2015
"Binging Kotoura-san incurs mind:red:s." -Sodapone 2015
 

M the Mister

Retinazer
I love this one cause it's funny

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive"

Elbert Hubbard
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"It is better to look stupid than fall out of an airplane"
-ImMarko
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"Fairy tales don't teach children that monsters exist. They already know that monsters exist. Fairy tales teach children that monsters can be killed." -Chesterton.

Here's a Wikipedia link to Chesterton, since I can guarantee almost none of you will know who he is (although I don't either).
That one is deep....
 

M the Mister

Retinazer
Ok I have to ask @ImMarko what does lolz stand for??? Laughing out loud zebras?!?!
Lolz? Try here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LOLZ after I red all there is written I think that I won't use lolz anymore I'll stick with lol for now
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"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." - Friedrich Nietzsche.
Wow great one! :)
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Churchill has a bunch of great :red:in' quotes. My favorite is "You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks"
Looks like I'll have to look more for Churchill I really like his quotes :)
 
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