Cyanopsia
King Slime
Here, you post funny gifs anything involving cats (ranging from stories to pictures, etc.), stuff about cake, and editing people's quotes, so you can make them look good, bad, or generally just silly. You can also post anything else that's crazy internet stuff, like awesome ducks, things about bacon (if you like bacon), the whole dank meme thing. Don't ask why this thread exists and I'll start you off with a cat story.
*Ahem*
My cat, Mango, likes to attack for no reason. If you stroke him too slowly, he'll bite your hand when it's at his head. If you want to get out of bed while he's licking your face, you won't leave with a face worth licking. If you want to get into bed while he's lying where you put your legs, he will seem fine, then when you think he's fine, he grabs your leg, claws out and all, and bites it. He gets really scared outside though. He will also steal your chair if you get up to do anything, and he's ungrateful in general. But we treat him like a king because he looks kinda cute. Stoopid hooman logic.
Also owls.
*Ahem*
My cat, Mango, likes to attack for no reason. If you stroke him too slowly, he'll bite your hand when it's at his head. If you want to get out of bed while he's licking your face, you won't leave with a face worth licking. If you want to get into bed while he's lying where you put your legs, he will seem fine, then when you think he's fine, he grabs your leg, claws out and all, and bites it. He gets really scared outside though. He will also steal your chair if you get up to do anything, and he's ungrateful in general. But we treat him like a king because he looks kinda cute. Stoopid hooman logic.
Also owls.
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