I have finally made an introduction.

[Esther]

I... really should've done this earlier, but anyway, here's some stuff you can know about me:
-I'm social, antisocial, an introvert, and someone who needs friends, all at once
-I'm basically the friendly but shy neighborhood kid that likes basically everyone
-I like role-playing
-I like drawing
-I have a playlist on YouTube that contains 142 271 "music" (and some stupid things I consider music) videos
-I like showing off by multitasking with like 3 devices
-I really like cats and other pets, I currently have two cats (Miro and Hermes)
-Also, here's my list of stupid quotes. (If anyone gets alerts from me pasting this here, I'm very sorry-)

Spoiler: Quotes that made me laugh

Spoiler: Every time SuperSkeletonboi made me laugh

"heheh replace that t with a b and you get: obamatone"

*doesn't say anything*
"Hehe blue sus"
*slap* "bro your jokes are getting REALLY annoying"
*humming bonetrousle*

*the legendary sr pelo SLAP*

*slaps and default dances*

*the classic tom and jerry pursuit*

*does the distraction dance*

Spoiler: Every time Dark Sunshine made me laugh

Lin proceeds to shoot King Slime, though, idk how that goes, considering that he's made of jello gel.

jello man

He has been d e n i e d

(What's fun about this is it's just: "Ok" *meows loudly*)

That's the only proper response.

Hippity hoppity, that quote is now my property.

iT's tHe sPaNiSh iNquISitIoN

Spoiler: Every time Someone That Needs Help made me laugh

*throws ham at ghost*

*throws more ham*

(That do be sus *calls emergency meeting* "green is stalking people and not doing task " *gets voted out * "f")

(*white stands up* "fools, it was me" *blows whole ship up but somehow is still satisfied even though he is ded)

Spoiler: Every time MagicasquirrelTMT made me laugh

Joke so nice, y'all had to say it twice

Okay, but - just hear me out - floor.

NO U-uuuuuuuuh I forgot I don't have a quotes list

Fun fact: it's time o' clock

Hey, could you simmer down?! Your silence is too damn loud!!!

owo the perfect phone brand

I may be an average Squirrel enjoyer, but my true spirit animal is a
Wheezel

Conclusion: beans bad

We aren't stealing though!!! We are just borrowing the souls for an indefinite amount of time without the soul owners' consent!

Wth literally half the quotes are just me lmao
I guess I am a clown

Ah, preparation, the best safety measure to avoid your left side turning into a bed with breakfast

Anyways, uhm
It is clock o' clock, which is to say it's time to time

OnO
Well I'm glad Esther is managing at cheering you up, but still-
This is a certified uncool moment and action must be taken immediately to provide more happi

Okay, who crafted explosive notification bar?!
As if explosive bunnies weren't cruel enough already smh

"Get in the list" has the same vibe as "you're going to Brazil" I swear-

Oh no, I somehow committed war crimes against list space

Shenanigans™
When you make OCs suffer for no good reason
When you make enemy players get an internal fear of getting yoinked and rekt by a support
When you make up random nonsense for the sake of funni

Shenanigans™!! Buy now, get 20% more shenanigans free of charge!

Spoiler: Every time General Chaos made me laugh

"Shut up you overdramatic grape."

Heh heh, overdramatic grape.
I am never talking to you again

I bent over so fast it came out as fWeeEEEeP

(I can imagine JPEG saying that and Mari just gets a crowbar)
(And once more I spell it as Mario)

Spoiler: Every time Animus Viral made me laugh

and in doing so, you have made the ritual to flood tlpw

congrats

mmmm yes another reason for tax evasion

*gone*

hey if you want quotes just avoid paying child support should be easy enough

eats the vibe check


mmm spicy
gives me a kick in the pain

aaaaaaah my quote

almost yoinked my hair too
damn

Spoiler: Every time Aedan The Borf made me laugh

You only live once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once

PUNS NOOOO

Tbh it would make a great sprinkler

OKAY DONT HURT ME

Spoiler: Every time Agent Sandstorm made me laugh

(I'm not supposed to break the 4th wall, dammit!)
(It's my job!)
(Shut up, space goo.)
(You got it, number-face!)

(All you gotta do is nuke a bunch of deer.)

The source material it comes from has the canon consistency of a cheese stick.

Yes, Rico, boulder trap.

"...Gay sinkhole?"

"HOW DARE YOU! KETCHUP IS A DISGRACE TO ALL TOMATOES!"

(I hate this. nyways, I'm waiting for an opportunity to drop a giant block of ice onto a guy's head.)

Spoiler: Every time Torniculus made me laugh

It looks like a holy eyeball tree

jUsT geT hApPIEr dUmMy

Knowledge and biology with @Esther

Spoiler: Every time AAA made me laugh

Th-this quote is n-now the property of AAA c-corporations inc.

b-but your conclusion of b-beans being b-bad is correct

I w-was about to s-say I was only on there o-once
When I r-realized I was on there twice
Th-that’s 2 times m-more than 1

I h-haven’t…

Spoiler: Every time Eternal Thrylos made me laugh

I'm convinced this is just two aliens trying to replicate normal human communication

You gotta make it derpier if u want it to be cuter

That owotorola joke is one of the dumbest jokes I've heard
I love it

Looks like someone has the same comedy taste as me then

Spoiler: Greninjoid's List

"don't worry, though. The afterlife has lemonade!"

((I decided to include that, it's something I say when I narrate Mafia and someone is killed. I once got a group of 12 people to sit in the corner and pretend to drink lemonade))

wait I just realized something
the first thing I have in that quote list is about arson
The second is about turning a rotom into an oven which changes it to a fire type

Congrats
You’re a pyromaniac now lol

Spoiler: Elemental being funni and kool

how 'bout we talk about arson

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It's your time Rotom
submit to the oven

"Unknown? Seems pretty..."
"UNKNOWN! of a language to me!"

"so you're not going to do a cliché villain monolouge about your entire life story and tell us your entire master plan only for you to be beaten by us?"

anyways back to our regularly scheduled program of two people on a forum for a video game talk about their lore

"Hippity Hoppity show me that description or you heart goes stoppity"

heh

TBH I'm also pretty tired so imma alternate between Blanket Caterpillar and Blanket Pill Bug

yey

hehe
I just imagine like Sune's Justice Guns sticking out of the walls and then also some other random weapons for the other characters there

well I just doomed all the brains of FR LPW
Heheh

I keep on forgetting about the Hampter that lives in my PC-

Spoiler: Fluxx's nonsense

intercontinental ballistic frying pan

Ain’t nobody expecting the light construct to start speaking Italian.

(Are you doubting how useful trees are as weapons?)

I’m like an Eldritch God..

..In the sense I break people’s minds when they question what they just read on their screens…

Anyways

Time to put pissed fox man into the RP

(I CAN PUT FOOD COLORING IN THE THERMONUCLEAR PLANETARY RESURFACING MISSILE CLUSTERS)

Spoiler: OrichalcumShovel's list of funnies, featuring Oliver and only Oliver

"I will have my revenge, you avian menace!"

(I've finally done the funny)
"So, has anything happened while I was getting assaulted by feathered terrors?"

"The names Oliver, target of winged beasts everywhere. And you are?"

Spoiler: 3DS' list that mostly features Ascia

(lol what Ink basically sees right now is a blood-soaked, heavily armored person just kind of showing off her oversized murder axe)

(SUPER BURRITO MODE ENGAGED)

"I won't, as far as they know, I'm gonna be just some random person that heard about how idiotic the rich people of that town are and decided to get annoyed."

*Suffering but as bird with bad hearing*

"Angry elder god in my brain."

*Suffering alone again, but not bird, still with bad hearing tho*

(interesting, homicide ice that lies)

"It turns out that threatening someone's job and life if they don't get off their and do said job works quite well."

Spoiler: Dragonwolf's list

HEY! NO STEALING SOULS ON MY WATCH!
Instead, you must pay the 25 cent fee per soul, plus the 5% tax.

Either way, accidental plagiarism probably avoided.

"Ah, yes, that haunted Site #259, where the ghost of O5-14 takes revenge against all doors."

Spoiler: SchatGirl's list

French fry grease time.

If the bees are insulated they'll be okay.

Spoiler: Chir's list

This makes it seem like blood types are some unlockable thing. Here's how you actually get a certain blood type: You have to be born that blood type.

(Ah yes, level 4 sunglasses.)

(This one made me laugh too hard)

(Putting the fun in funstable)

"I'm not extinquisher fluid."

(May I make you aware of boom)

Spoiler: Pancake's shenanigans

Reif: no u in Spanish

(yeah, his attachment to reality is a little *wobbles hand*)

(marth is actually contemplating using his words)

Spoiler: Strawberry Making No Sense Whatsoever

looks like galar doesn't allow the natdex or bombs

fluxx on your quotes list is just nonsense
and fluxx on mine is the worst criminal you’ve ever met

(my question is who made a baby pokemon military)

so as it turns out destroying someone who wanted to destroy a planet is oddly satisfying

i'm just gonna make a user manual for it on how to not make it kaboom itself

"Snickity Snack, My sleep schedule's wack"

If you were able to save terraria by eating a cheesy chicken, would you kill a second-hand spongey llama? If so, why did the pink sloth think that his thesis wasis a chicken yellow? If not, where is saturns ring?

If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down; thus creating the Astley Paradox

"because people are [censored] lazy sloths who don't care what their diet is and they don't think there is anything wrong with it."

"yah, it's called dumb[censored]es"

But he was in navigation the whole time!

Yea, I will keep the calamari.

Breaking news: Florida man needs help.

i too would appreciate a broken image for my travels

“Congratulations, you’re now a cat!”

last thing we need is some eternamax eternatus hand stretching forward then saying "hello, what might your name be"

I have one more truck up my sleeve!

Banana Yeeter

(i-imagine be-being s-such a loser y-you use the sou-source code to read this and now y-your scared o-of being hit by batteries...

I would win, because I am an enjoyer of Neapolitan ice cream.

(Sorry, but I sent the lemonade to the shadow realm)
“Well, doesn’t matter.”

Earnest looks almost dissappointed.
Should've been a cow.

FOOL! I used weird Wattpad fan-fics!

(This happened.)

yes you are correct would you like a nuke?

mc. Donalds drive thru layn

Wow tlpw isn’t rapidly deteriorating my mental health today

Aaahhhhh
*disappears into the funni list*

"*more angry blub blubs*"

"I dislike your nonsensical words rich man."

Confusion would make sense if the TCF is involved

The natdex is a bomb now.
Run.

i am the bomb

sorry to that dragon that i made to lay 95 eggs, but youre not quite done yet

I too support a buff and muscular tax collector

Forbidden Orange Juice

(Breaking news: soldier helps child bat shoot gun)
(Why is this only a mild improvement over "child bat eats gun")

Do you keep a boogieman in your desk?

It's been a while since I have given you guys a status report on the update, so here goes!



There is nothing to report.

Oh no, a war crime!

A is in a lot of languages.

Fair, but it's still kind of suspicious to see someone carrying around a murder weapon

Therapist: Edgy smol dragon exists, it can't hurt you.
Edgy smol dragon:

(1: "how do you spell the word funny?"
2: "well let's see... G, then a U and i think it finishes with N.")

Crushed burnt bean juice

Jumping to conclusions is not physical exercise.

(Fire a nuclear missle barrage at the sun)

No planning to overthrow the government of Zimbawbwe.

Say enough random nonsense with good enough timing and it'll happen
Fluxx can confirm this one

hippty hoppity your quotes list is now my property!

(I’m waiting for an opportunity to strike with a Zorax paratrooper assault.)

I want my dark army.

(Link to post)

I go to sleep and now horses are eating fingers and cats are falling from the sky...

(Link to post)

Thank you Esther, your wisdom is as limitless as soda fountain ice.

more weapons >:3

(Link to post)

I invented Nuclear Bombs

(I just imagine these blasts of dark energy flying around and then there is just... C R A B)

you will have good art or im coming for your heart

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

Oh, nice to meet you then, Esther! Good to know you!

 

[Someone that needs help]

Welcome esther I'm new too, I just made an Introduction

 

[Mushy Chlorophyte]

Welcome to the forums!

It’s better late than never.

 

[Schparks]

Woah! Nice to meet you, finally.

Welcome to the forums! I’m glad I made your list of funnies.

 

[Eternal Thrýlos 🐿️]

Can someone explain?

 

[Elemental 131]

Can someone explain?

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It's bc ur in da funni list

 

[Esther]

Can someone explain?

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I moved my quote list here because it took too much space in my about, so everyone in it got an alert-

 

[Eternal Thrýlos 🐿️]

It's bc ur in da funni list

Oh thx
Honestly I'm glad to see people still remember me

 

[Elemental 131]

I moved my quote list here because it took too much space in my about, so everyone in it got an alert-

ye
I already saw this thread like about a week ago anyways

 

[Ivyss]

Saying this here since I can't post on your profile.
Congrats on taking second most posts spot from me.

 

[Glasia🌳]

Hello, how are you?

-the nice internet demon

 

[红烧鸽子 Braised pigeon]

Welcome, this forum is very interesting.

 

[AVARUS ODIUM]

I like how on your quotes lists it’s “times when (insert name) made me laugh”

And then for me it’s just “fluxx”

 

[Esther]

I like how on your quotes lists it’s “times when (insert name) made me laugh”

And then for me it’s just “fluxx”

I got lazy.

 

[AVARUS ODIUM]

I got lazy.

All good, I think it’s funny, you should keep it like that

 

[IgnisCervus]

can someone explain to me why i got a notif saying esther quoted my post in this thread??? i've never posted on here nor am i watching this thread

wtf these forums are weird lmao

 

[Esther]

can someone explain to me why i got a notif saying esther quoted my post in this thread??? i've never posted on here nor am i watching this thread

wtf these forums are weird lmao

It's because I added your gun comment to my quote list!

 

[Orchamut]

can someone explain to me why i got a notif saying esther quoted my post in this thread??? i've never posted on here nor am i watching this thread

wtf these forums are weird lmao

YOU GOT A QUOTE IN THE QUOTES LIST

 

[IgnisCervus]

OHHHHHHHHHH