TheGuideIsEvil
Terrarian
Narrator: Sometimes..you wake up in the middle of nowhere..
*Terrarian wakes up, in the forest*
Terrarian: Ugg..my head..where am I?
Guide: *pops up out of nowhere, startling the player* Hey, need tips on how to survive? I'm your man!
Terrarian: AHH! Who are you?
Guide: I'm the guide!
Terrarian: The guide to what?
Guide: Life! *smiles*
Terrarian: Don't you have a name?
Guide: Oh right.. uh..today I'm Andrew!
Terrarian: T-today?
*some time later*
Terrarian: *returns home* Alright guys, I'm back from adventuring, how are you doing tod-
*nurse and arms dealer kissing*
*terrarian stares awkwardly*
Arms Dealer: Uh..
Nurse: Home so soon? I was just..uh..giving him some medication..with my mouth.
*terrarian approaches the dungeon*
Old Man: A powerful curse was put on me. If you are to access the dungeon below..you must destroy it..
Terrarian: Eh..I don't know..I don't have the best equipment right now.
Old Man: He's a spooky skeleton.
Terrarian: I'm in! *clangs sword*
*terrarian has better pre hardmode gear*
Guide: Alright, hero! Ready to face to the keeper of the Underworld?
Terrarian: I guess so! *walks off*
Guide: Hmm..I should probably warn him that killing the wall releases ancient evils..ah well, he'll probably do fine.
*cuts to Terrarian running from Pixies and Unicorn all bloodily*
Terrarian: Ahh! How can things that look so cute hurt so badly?!
*insert other joke scenes*
Empress of Light: I am the Empress of Light. I am here to purify you of your sins.
Terrarian: Oh..well that doesn't sound so bad!
*makes a bullet hell*
Terrarian: I've must have been a bad boy.
*the end*
*Terrarian wakes up, in the forest*
Terrarian: Ugg..my head..where am I?
Guide: *pops up out of nowhere, startling the player* Hey, need tips on how to survive? I'm your man!
Terrarian: AHH! Who are you?
Guide: I'm the guide!
Terrarian: The guide to what?
Guide: Life! *smiles*
Terrarian: Don't you have a name?
Guide: Oh right.. uh..today I'm Andrew!
Terrarian: T-today?
*some time later*
Terrarian: *returns home* Alright guys, I'm back from adventuring, how are you doing tod-
*nurse and arms dealer kissing*
*terrarian stares awkwardly*
Arms Dealer: Uh..
Nurse: Home so soon? I was just..uh..giving him some medication..with my mouth.
*terrarian approaches the dungeon*
Old Man: A powerful curse was put on me. If you are to access the dungeon below..you must destroy it..
Terrarian: Eh..I don't know..I don't have the best equipment right now.
Old Man: He's a spooky skeleton.
Terrarian: I'm in! *clangs sword*
*terrarian has better pre hardmode gear*
Guide: Alright, hero! Ready to face to the keeper of the Underworld?
Terrarian: I guess so! *walks off*
Guide: Hmm..I should probably warn him that killing the wall releases ancient evils..ah well, he'll probably do fine.
*cuts to Terrarian running from Pixies and Unicorn all bloodily*
Terrarian: Ahh! How can things that look so cute hurt so badly?!
*insert other joke scenes*
Empress of Light: I am the Empress of Light. I am here to purify you of your sins.
Terrarian: Oh..well that doesn't sound so bad!
*makes a bullet hell*
Terrarian: I've must have been a bad boy.
*the end*
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