If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

[Tibithia Σ]

"Just as a disclaimer, I do not enjoy H. P. Lovecraft as a person. Too discriminatory. You're supposed to get EVERYBODY in the cults, not exclude the whites."

 

[SaltyDog Café]

“I enjoy mining for uranium, lead, and cobalt. Now buy some of my stuff.”

 

[Ivyss]

"Another sacrifice? Already?"

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"No, I can't light your torches for you. I'm not that type."

 

[Ivyss]

"Don't go to the other room. It's toxic in there."

 

[SaltyDog Café]

“Though I can make a lit torch appear out of nowhere.”

 

[Bentheguy1234]

“Do you think i have beady ey- wait you cant see them, so now buy my stuff.”

 

[SaltyDog Café]

“Is that a bone? Give me the bone!.”

 

[Ivyss]

"Do you need help with a ritual?"

 

[Ganransu]

"I'm a dragon. So what?"

 

[SaltyDog Café]

“I can fly!”

(Can't tell what your pfp is, but it looks to me like it is a skydiver).

 

[Tibithia Σ]

(I'm starting to wonder if poor eyesight is your problem.)

"Sorry, I'm not summoning the Moon Lord for you."

 

[SaltyDog Café]

“No don't touch that, it's toxic!”

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

"Reality is an illusion, and we are all destined for death. Want to buy something?"

 

[Vella]

"Don't look, it's not my final, feral form yet. What? Do you say I'm similar to Spike? For first, he has spiked back, I don't have one. Second, I'm a dinosaur, not a dragon!"

 

[Ivyss]

"Sorry, these things aren't for sale."

 

[Vella]

"(if player uses Invisbility potion) I find your lies, a bit too hard to believe."

 

[Ivyss]

"So you want a fast way to get around?"

 

[Vella]

(if player has empty venom vials in the inventory) "You aren't trying to get venom from me, are you?"

 

[Ivyss]

(If player has a mount equipped) "That looks a little slow."