If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

[Akira Nishikiyama]

"Are these wooden shoeboxes gonna fit me?"

 

[Ivyss]

(He's a pretty small dragon, like, about the size of an alaskan malamute.)
*laughter*

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

"Hey, have you seen my friend Betsy lately?"

(After defeating Betsy)

 

[Tibithia Σ]

(Which character is that supposed to be? And what scene is this from?)

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

(Dimitri from Three Houses, Blue Lions, Chapter 11: Conflict in the Holy Tomb)

 

[Tibithia Σ]

(Thanks. Still can't come up with a quote.)

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

"I got sand in my visor."

 

[First Boss]

"I am very sorry, but that is not something to joke about"

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

"The one time I need help with my green screen, and nobody is around to help! Oh, the irony."

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh, hello there. Did you want to buy something?

 

[Ivyss]

"You really want help from me after what you did?"

 

[First Boss]

"(dragon sounds)"
silly you, you thought dragons could talk? hahahaha, you utter fool, you complete neanderthal, you've been gnomed

 

[Ivyss]

Actually that depends on the person making the story, though I do feel like re-logic would probably go that route.
"Why do you expect help in return for making me a place to live?"

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Between me and you, I distrust [Name of Travelling Merchant]. He just doesn't taste right...

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

The sand is starting to erode my paint job, I should go visit *Painter's name*.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Looks like you're doing well. You following the weapon triangle?

 

[Ivyss]

"Guessing you're here for armor."

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"If you think I'm fine with you killing random wyverns left and right... you'd be right. They're bastards."

 

[Ivyss]

"So what were you here for again?"

 

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

"I can't believe they use my scales in their armour"