If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

[Ivyss]

(Hmm... he doesn't even have scales, just fur.)
"Sorry, I don't teach fire magic."

 

[RedRatDragon⨂]

(whoops sorry)
You are NOT going to make a coat out of me, now buy something or I'll shred you to pieces.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Any ideas on how to get [Name of Zoologist] to stop following me?

 

[RedRatDragon⨂]

I hate stepping out of the air conditioning, I have to take off my helmet, de-fog the visor, put it back on, realize there's a bug inside an- Oh, wait. what was I saying?

 

[Ivyss]

"I don't like the way you're looking at my wings."

 

[RedRatDragon⨂]

You can't sharpen my horns into a dagger or sword, now buy something or get lost.

 

[Ivyss]

(He doesn't have horns either, he does have fangs though.)
"Fine, I'll teach you some fire magic, but you'll still have to pay."

 

[RedRatDragon⨂]

(wh- okay sorry)
I see you eyeing my coat, and before you ask, NO, dragon fur doesn't go for much in the market.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I'm working on a list of every interpretation of dragons that got it wrong. Wanna see it?

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

*cough cough COUGH*
Sorry, got sand in my helmet.

 

[RedRatDragon⨂]

I'm a crow and I have gay streamers. what more do you want? oh, right, buy something.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Don't ask why the nearby trees have burn marks.

 

[RedRatDragon⨂]

I definitely didn't burn down (zoologist)'s house
What material is my armor made of? uh... magic.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I don't know how many knights tried to kill me so far. I don't even know my own body count.

 

[RedRatDragon⨂]

My visor suddenly got really dark. Wait, what do you mean 'blood moon'!?

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I'd stay away if I were you. I've heard dragons go insane during solar eclipses.

 

[Parasy]

*if player is wearing Meteor Armor* "Ah, I see another spacefaring - oh wait, no it's just you, [Name of player]. "

 

[RedRatDragon⨂]

People like (painter) and (dye trader) WISH they were as fabulous as me!

 

[First Boss]

"You probably shouldn't make wooden houses around me."

 

[Ivyss]

"You might have a nice hat but I'm still not gonna help you."