What would you like to do with life? Any goals? Ambitions? Desires? And what would your dream job be?
Those are some big questions, and ones I've been asking myself a lot over the last year. The short answer is that I have no idea, at the moment, what I want to do with my life. In longer form, like many people, I have ambitions of writing novels, but I can never seem to buckle down and do the work. I would like to work with children again, perhaps as programming teacher or as a counselor. The only honest answer I can give at the moment is the big 'I don't know'.
Would you rather have a mustache that talks on it's own accord or butthair that makes fart noises 24/7
I can't stand having a mustache, so I guess the latter.
Would you rather have ear hair that makes annoying noises all day all week or nosehair that smells of death and worse
I am always hearing a ringing in my ears since I spent to much time in mosh pits as a teen, so I guess the former, as it wouldn't be much of an inconvience.
if you could add or improve anything to your body(extra limbs, faster/stronger muscles) what would it be and why?
I wouldn't add anything, I'm completely happy with the way I am.
How would you imagine your life to be if you had tastebuds in your butthole?
I imagine it would be a lot like that episode of South Park, though I guess without the pooping out of the mouth part.
if you could bring the things you draw to life, what would you draw and why?
Mac and Cheese, because I can't draw worth
e and any of my drawing brought to life would be Lovercraftian horrors of the most horrendous sort.
if you could have any super power, what would you do with them?
Superspeed, because the Flash is awesome, and I would use the speedforce to change the color of my costume, of course.
Vampires and werewolves, pffft. Jack Harkness-like Undying and Highlander-like Immortals all the way.
Neither, guinea pigs are the best and any rodent is better than cats and dogs.
Would you like to see a Shrek vanity in Terraria?
I support just about any addition of more vanity gear, though I'd pick Donkey over Shrek if given the option.
If you encountered a walking, talking banana down the street, how would you call your new bestest friend?
How would I call a walking, talking banana? Why, with my phone, of course.
If you rolled up inside a pizza to become a human pizza burrito, would you be a happy human pizza burrito?
I'm always happy, pizza burritoed or otherwise.
What kind of question is that. Only an utter monster doesn't like pizza.
If you could take the place of an inanimate object of choice, becoming able to decide when you'd open/close (in case of a door) , what would you be and why?
I'd be a computer, because I can already make computers dance to my whims and if I WAS a computer, then I would be able to again dance like I could when I was younger.
If you woke up one day and found yourself having entered another reality; where everything is completely different, however with the same people in it, where they have no knowledge of previous reality, while you do.. What would you do?
This happens to everyone when you hit about 30 and what you end up doing is telling everyone around you how much better things were back in the day. So, I guess I'd spend my time yelling at kids to get off my lawn.
If you had to pick 1 youtube song video to be your theme, what video would it be?
The Boss:
If you had a small portal you could reach into that enabled you to retrieve any object fitting through it, both fictional and real, what would you take and why? (imagine the portal-hole to be the size of a missing brick in a brick wall)
First edition printings of all my favorite books, preferably signed by the authors.
What would you have if you gained the powers and abilities from the last character you played as?
I'd have a sweet suit of Power Armor and no ability to hold complex conversations.
if you could have any mythical creature (dragons and
) as a pet as loyal and peaceful as a dog, what would it be and why?
A Pygmy Dire Guinea Pig. All the ferociousness of a dire wolf in the adorable package of a guinea pig and small enough to keep in an aquarium.
If you had a split personality, and each one controlled 1 half of your face, which of you would do what?
One would laugh and the other would cry, because Comedy and Tragedy are the foundations of sentience.
If you could pick any mask to replace your current face with, what mask would it be?
One that looked just like my current face, because that is who I am and I'm fine with it.
If you were the cause of the apocalypse, how would you do it?
Wouldn't you like to know. Let's just say it started in 1999 and things are progressing exactly according to plan.