Humorous Joke Suggestions (Remade from TO)

[DJFlare84]

Yes, exactly

Naw this is more orchestral in nature.

 

[SilverBird]

Shortswords, short-ranged, high damage butter knives!

 

[antibehroz]

King slime, a Giant slime who only drops stuff that is not useful except for maybe a mount [/sarcasm]

 

[SilverBird]

idea: tin can, can't even be used to make tin, used for whatever a can can do except for what you'd normally do with, or can do with, a can
CANNOT be used in any way, unless you are a can.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

Logic! make the game make sense!
carrying hellstone or anything made out of hellstone gives you burning.
demon eyes no longer fly, or move, or do anything at all.
angler asks for fish that really exist.
drinking water from the ocean gives you sickness and you throw up.
entering the dungeon before skeletron causes skeleton police to arrest you and escort you off the premises.
More on the way! (disclamer: no more is on the way.)

Also, why are people using this thread to rip on the game?

 

[antibehroz]

Logic! make the game make sense!
carrying hellstone or anything made out of hellstone gives you burning.
demon eyes no longer fly, or move, or do anything at all.
angler asks for fish that really exist.
drinking water from the ocean gives you sickness and you throw up.
entering the dungeon before skeletron causes skeleton police to arrest you and escort you off the premises.
More on the way! (disclamer: no more is on the way.)

Also, why are people using this thread to rip on the game?

It's fun

 

[Sharanga Duck]

CRUHPPY PASTA DUDEDARUDE

SLYNDERMON
He stalks you with 9238578694235465890836529065480267456789306783456789570354678974648904576eeeeeeet health and 666666666 defense and 39028967521763 damage. When you kill him he drops 8 pages.

Each page kills you fifteen times.

BRUHHHH

 

[Conjo344]

EXPLOOSIVE CAT PRUSIDET HTLR DIK CHANE BROOCE LEE

CONSOOMABL
DUTROYS AL BAWSSeS AND EVRY BLAWK IN THE WURLD
AFTR DESROYNG THE WURLD YOUR CUMPOOTER WILL EXPLODE.

 

[Papa Dank]

Sunflowers that summon fruitbats, and the fruitbats help me worship cthulhu.

 

[Dr Fushba]

In character customisation: An ugliness slider.
Changes how NPCs and monsters react to you.

 

[Jason_Anaminus]

potato potion
makes you counting 2 potatoe
duration: potato secconds

 

[Paradox Sandwich]

An enchanted ring that turns rocks into slimes.

 

[stormconure]

New Boss: šśßñæēł (pronounced snyail)
2 damage
0 defense
10 HP
Drops Terra Blade
Spawns randomly with 50% chance every night.
Looks like a tiny snail thing that occasionally throws šśßñæēł eggs. Eggs hatch into more šśßñæēłs.

 

[Ziggyzagoo]

Wall of joke suggestions
48575924729572857 hp
5000000000 defense
Urg

 

[DaBomb]

Invisible Duck.
"Like a duck, but invisible"
420% Pickaxe Power

 

[Commander Communism]

spoopy scary skeletons
hp 8,000
df 170 becausee drink many calcium strong bone
spd very fast
gives spook effect
drops bone
SPOO-KEY-SCAR-EE-SKEL-EH-TUNS

 

[stormconure]

Every TCF member has a mob dedicated to them. Then all those mobs spawn at once and crash the game. Yay

 

[ºFenceº]

Hou aboüt dees gaiz

Suspicious Looking Gabeen
Counsouhmbleh
summons the waul of gabeN
9.99£ damaje
420 defence
(a lot) of nokbak
use stem to attak playur nd keel uo ono shott
mor ides comming soun
thx 4 subscrib

 

[ChaseAce]

Add a Floppy Fish Flail
It extends as far as the fish will flop and makes a wet slap noise on impact.
It does 2+2 damage, because everyone knows that equals fish.

 

[stormconure]

The Floor of Flesh
Acts the same as WoF but comes from the bottom and goes into space. Same stats, attack, etc. as WoF.
If it reaches the top of space you die. If you kill it, you get a silver broadsword with the strong modifier. Killing it disables hardmode. It is summoned by throwing the guide into lava which destroys the voodoo doll u have in inventory.