Kill the person above you.

TheUberCannon exploded
 
tappaja100 was slain by Dragon slayer.
 
plantsaza froze in a desert
 
Cabbage left a candle burning after he went to bed, and woke up on fire.
 
pulsefox was sentenced to the pound for life
 
Edward kenway the faced toast was known as a simple toast to the nearby fox.
 
What season is it right now?

You guessed it, HUNTING SEASON!
That means somebody's gonna shoot you and hang up your head on the wall.
 
you got to many flesh wounds
 
you got to many flesh wounds
I'm a bot, so that means that did not happen! No, wait. Invincibility is against the law here, so I basically just ran out of energy.
ANYWAY

Cabbage gets thrown in a bucket, tossed in the fridge, and is an ice cube.
 
TheUberCannon malfunctioned
 
tappaja100 was rained down by arrows.
 
tappaja leaked government secrets and was assasinated
 
edward kenway was fed to the dogs
 
edward kenway took an arrow to whatever toast has for knees
 
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