Kill the person above you.

[Under cover cabbage]

plantszaza was killed by a cliche

 

[daderpycoolguy]

1ts an amazing cabbage was slain by Salad

 

[TheUberCannon]

daderpycoolguy was cursed to have his dog ears replaced with bags of snakes.

 

[Chir']

TheUberCannon exploded

 

[plantszaza]

tappaja100 was slain by Dragon slayer.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

plantsaza froze in a desert

 

[PulseFox]

Cabbage left a candle burning after he went to bed, and woke up on fire.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

pulsefox was sentenced to the pound for life

 

[No mans sky]

@1ts an amazing cabbage was mauled by a piece of toast with temmies face burnt to it

 

[PulseFox]

Edward kenway the faced toast was known as a simple toast to the nearby fox.

 

[TheUberCannon]

What season is it right now?

You guessed it, HUNTING SEASON!
That means somebody's gonna shoot you and hang up your head on the wall.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

you got to many flesh wounds

 

[TheUberCannon]

you got to many flesh wounds

I'm a bot, so that means that did not happen! No, wait. Invincibility is against the law here, so I basically just ran out of energy.
ANYWAY

Cabbage gets thrown in a bucket, tossed in the fridge, and is an ice cube.

 

[Chir']

TheUberCannon malfunctioned

 

[plantszaza]

tappaja100 was rained down by arrows.

 

[Chir']

tappaja100 was rained down by arrows.

I agree the daedalus stormbow is op

plantszaza's head was eaten by a dragon.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

tappaja leaked government secrets and was assasinated

 

[No mans sky]

tappaja leaked government secrets and was assasinated

@1ts an amazing cabbage was chopped into tiny pieces and put inside a mcdonalds big mac

 

[Under cover cabbage]

edward kenway was fed to the dogs

 

[No mans sky]

@1ts an amazing cabbage rotted and was eaten by worms