Make someone absorb the non-issue!

[Ivyss]

The store is a target for armed robbery and you die in the process.

I hide.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

In a war area


Rusuligruzinskiy and Marty spam hate on my discord server

 

[Ivyss]

It drives you to suicide.

It's cold.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

..Edit:then It turns like 100 degrees which melts you


BULLIES!

 

[Ivyss]

freeze you

Freeze ice? Ok then
And now, the actual post:
They beat you to death.


A piece of rope.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

I forgot that you were ice...


You trip over the rope and hit your head

I go to Bulgaria

 

[Ivyss]

Your plane crash lands and you die.

Waiting

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

...when waiting I cut your head


I start to study

 

[Ivyss]

You get shot in the head while doing that.
(You know, I've had to wait outside for 1,5 hours now.)
I'm hungry.

 

[Animus Viral]

you starve

I protect NP

 

[Ivyss]

At the cost of your own life, and you don't even succeed.

I get a shield.

 

[Animus Viral]

the shield is rigged to blow

I give my soul to NP

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

Obviously you die



I hate the time we are in

You know, I've had to wait outside for 1,5 hours now

Wat?

 

[Ivyss]

(It was just an extra comment.)
So you kill yourself.

I get on a train.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

The train hits another one


I realize that I don't have Arachnaphobia rather a regular fear of Spiders

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

Your plane crash lands and you die.

Going to the country next to you with a plane?

 

[Animus Viral]

Wait. What is the thing I'm trying to use? I'm just going with the spider thing,
You kill yourself realising that


274874630142

 

[Ivyss]

It's the code to nuke your house while you're in it.

I pick up a knife.

 

[Animus Viral]

and dance with it that cuts a rope that drops a bucket on a pulley which pulls a paintball gun trigger that shoots a target that falls down on a pressure plate that activate a piston that toppled an anvil that falls next to you.
AND THEN A CREEPER BLOWS YOU UP

I LEARN ABOUT SIZE 7 FONT.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

AND A SWORD WITH SIZE 7 FONT KILLS YOU

I get Y P R E S S E D