Make someone absorb the non-issue!

[hopelesspolaroid]

*Polandball wiki flashbacks* Commits suicide due to getting so many hate and insults




gag

 

[Cubic.]

You puke your guts up, literally

someone. REZZED. MY. THREAD!!!

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

you get so angry that you die





I get exposed

 

[Cubic.]

To fire

I am invincible!

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

No *kills you*




My reputation is ruined

 

[Cubic.]

By Death himself

I am not!

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

...living



uranium

 

[Cubic.]

Nobelium uranium (NO U)

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

The gayness of the comic kills you

 

[Cubic.]

That was you

 

[Animus Viral]

Your comic got wrongly copyrighted. Still somehow is, so you get yeeted even though nothing wrong.


I revive threads.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I throw you under whatever you have to your doom, just because the power of [DEATH].

It's a rock time!

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

Rock falls on your head


I say the letter "z"

 

[ClorophyteArmorNoob]

While you are saying Z I shoot you with 20 tranqlizer darts and you keep saying Z for the next 10 years

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I put megaphones on LumiNyte mouth, amplify it to maximum and put sound mufflers on my ears. Ta-daa! You're dead.

I listen to some metal music.

 

[ClorophyteArmorNoob]

I pull an uno-reverse card for luminyte and do what you did to him

Im playing undertale

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Except it backfires on you since somepony decided to throw you into a game using spell, in middle of void.

I'm watching FiM.

 

[ClorophyteArmorNoob]

Except it backfires on you since somepony decided to throw you into a game using spell, in middle of void.

I'm watching FiM.

I dont know what that is so an anvil falls on your head


Im Idea.exe has stopped working

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I decide to crash your system by executing too many 'Idea.exe's.

I sigh, put a concrete ceiling above me, and watch MLP: FiM.

 

[ClorophyteArmorNoob]

I turn off the TV, show you your computer and delete system_32

I am deleting system32