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Niyr would be trying to shake off the feeling he got from Morpho's sudden return, and also shake the feeling back into his tail after the move he just did, before realizing that the Adventurer's Sails has picked up quite a bit of momentum. However, first, the
coup de grâce. Niyr would deliver this part by making sure that the crewmate is dead before anything happens to the Adventurer's Sails, even if it requires using the power of action magic to transfer the damage he does to the ship to the crewmate. But first, Niyr would walk over, and pull an object out of thin air and not a portal this time, before placing that object on himself. That object would be a small metal ring-shaped symbol, which would melt shortly after Niyr places it on himself, and appear to get absorbed into him. Afterwards, the tip of his tail would turn into metal, before slowly changing shape into something more spear-like, which he would then use to stab the crewmate seventeen times. Once he's done with that, the tip of his tail would return to normal, while the sound of music would suddenly fill the air around the Adventurer's Sails.
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Welcome to MPGTV. Also known as Music Pro-Godmodder Television.
Now playing, The Last SaskPGatchewan PGrate by CaPGtain TraPGtor.
[OOC Note - Link to the original non-PG version
here]
I used to be a Godmodder, and I made a living fine
I had a little stretch of land along the PG line
But times were hard and though I tried, the money wasn't there
And the AGs came and took my land and told me "fair is fair"
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go!"
The AG team, they promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.
Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a PGrate on the river SaskPGatchewan!
And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey AGs bar yer doors
When ya see the Polly Goger on RePGina's mighty shores
Well, you'd think the local AGs would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,
I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!
A bridge outside of Moose PGaw spans a mighty river
AGs cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver
Cause they know that TraPGtor Jack is hidin' in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!
And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey AGs bar yer doors
When ya see the Polly Goger on RePGina's mighty shores
-STAND BY-
We apologise for the interruption, however,
pirates.
Niyr would step onto the deck of the Adventurer's Sails, and look off the bow. And see a small canoe approaching, with famous PGrate CaPGtain TraPGtor at the paddle, approaching at ramming speed. Or at least ramming speed for a canoe.
But by the time the camera pans back to where Niyr was standing, he'd be gone. Instead, there would be the sound of an anchor dropping from the ship into the water.
That anchor would be Niyr, who this time would have gone to the Adventurer's Sails chain locker, where the normal anchor chain is stored. First, he would summon a pure white orb, which would slowly lower into the bottom of the ship's hull, and move in a circle, instantly disintegrating everything it touches, until a hole large enough for Niyr to drop down would open. Next, Niyr would get rid of the orb, and bite down on the end of the chain. After biting on the chain, he'd use the metal shifting power he got from the object earlier to turn his own snout into metal, which would then seal shut and fuse with the chain, preventing it from coming free from him. Then, still fused to the chain, he'd tap into the consciousness of one of his other selves to draw a set of runes on the chain to increase it's strength, and hopefully prevent the AGs from just cutting or breaking it through normal means, or otherwise delay them. And with the done, he'd slowly walk to the hole, before jumping down it and turning the rest of himself into metal, effectively making him a second anchor on the other end of the chain. The intended result of this would be to stop the Adventurer's Sails quite suddenly, hopefully decreasing it's momentum, damaging it, or if the crewmate is somehow still alive, slamming the crewmate into something and finishing them off.
This would all be happening while the singing PGrate CaPGtain TraPGtor would be going at flank speed towards the Adventurer's Sails in his canoe.
But, the
coup d'état has yet to happen, and that would happen in the form of a rather large somewhat liquid looking shark coming out of the water under the canoe, mouth open wide, and PGrate CaPGtain TraPGtor disappearing from view before the shark's jaws snap shut, and it sinks back into the water. Or disperses, it's hard to tell.
What is easy to tell however is that in it's place would be some kind of latex hybrid between a dog and a squid, likely from the game Changed. And it seems to intend to board the Adventurer's Sails.
Such a deed cannot go unpunished however, and so to please the essence of
Chaos that exists within this realm, the forest's hostility would increase by 666 points, and unfortunately someone just cut into a glade containing a Giant Stormbird, and sent scouts to investigate. This immediately changes it from Clearance to Storm, with the massive hostility causing resolve to absolutely plummet. This makes Professor Plum from Clue leave, which somehow summons the FBI to the Adventurer's Sails. However, the FBI is not trained to handle latex creatures, and the squid dog would take advantage of this, quickly climbing aboard the ship and transfurring the entire FBI squad, and absorbing most of them, leaving one as a new squid dog while the original grows in size considerably. It would then raise its tentancles, which are each struck by lightning, which makes the giant squid dog explode and cover the entire ship in white latex.
Fear caused by this event makes resolve drop even lower, and impatience to increase by three points, which ends up being enough to cause a game over.
This kicks Niyr back to the map screen somehow, while a now soulless copy of him still exists as an anchor attached to the Adventurer's Sails. Niyr would then quit the game, and look through what other options he has on Steam. He then decides to play Global Thermonuclear War, which he wins by pressing Alt-F4 as soon as it starts loading. However, this also crashes the virtual world he ended up in, and brings him back to the Adventurer's Sails, where he would end up in the middle of a puddle of white latex, which quickly envelops him before he has a chance to react...
All right, that's all for this time folks, thank you for tuning in for this episode of The War of a Thousand Universes, brought to you by PGBS. Tune in nest time to see the conclusion of what will have come of Niyr, in The War of a Thousand Universes: Revenge of the Anti-Godmodders.