RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

[Nutella Fairy]

RE LOGIC:



Armor made of mushrooms: 57 defense- 3rd highest defense...

Armor of pure iron: 9 defense- one of the worst armors in the game...

What bothers YOU in Terraria? Tell me!

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

I guess I'm just fine, though there are some jokes that could bother some people, such as the Golden Shower.

Armor of pure iron: 9 defense- one of the worst armors in the game...

To be fair, there are armors made of things that don't even exist, so it makes sense that there's better armor.

 

[Pixel]

Sand hurts you.

 

[drain.]

Sand hurts you.

You get barraged by sand from the sky and see if it doesn't feel bad.

 

[aWolfen]

To repeat a classic:
You can drink water to heal you while you're drowning underwater.

 

[Pixel]

Well, there is a giant floating hostile eye for starters...

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

When you pick up this thing:

It changes into this thing:

 

[LeFr33]

You get beetle shells from a Golem made out of pure stone.

Like.. he be smashing them beetles like I be smashing some ... ahem.. yeah, that.

 

[Sonnette]

Where do I start... The lost girl transforms from a beautiful lady to an angry nymph, a sword shoots plasma beams, the underworld can be reached without dying!

 

[Nutella Fairy]

Red saying flying without wings would look weird yet the EOC, twins, wyvern and cursed skulls can fly without wings.
[DOUBLEPOST=1416615868][/DOUBLEPOST]Ale being crafted using just a mug, it's like it's transformed into ale out of thin air.

 

[Snickerbobble]

You can burn lava buckets in lava.

 

[Newblank]

eating shrooms and you don't get high
#1 flaw

 

[Nutella Fairy]

Giant tortuises dropping TURTLE Shells.
[DOUBLEPOST=1416616063][/DOUBLEPOST]Turtle armor weaker than beetle armor.

 

[Baconfry]

The other day, I had to replenish my Crystal Bullets in the middle of a Skeleton Prime fight. The Arms Dealer seemed quite content to sell me two stacks of Musket Balls in the few seconds before he died.

So that's how business works, I guess.

 

[Nutella Fairy]

Wooden spikes hurt more than metal spikes.
[DOUBLEPOST=1416616211][/DOUBLEPOST]The merchant just happens to have two stacks of arrows in his pocket

 

[SolaR]

The NPCs know exactly when you get a gun, life crystal, house, etc etc
You can summon the Eye of Cthulhu as much times as you want. How many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

 

[Sonnette]

@MetaKnight956, he has 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 eyes! DUH!

 

[SolaR]

@MetaKnight956, he has 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 eyes! DUH!

but you can summon it more than that...


(Even though that would likely take DECADES)

 

[Darkest Gaia]

NPC's have seemingly infinite money, yet they still try to make more by selling stuff.

 

[Nutella Fairy]

NPC's have seemingly infinite money, yet they still try to make more by selling stuff.

They don't even buy anything!