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RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

Shrek On My Deck

Skeletron Prime
you have temporary immunity to lava just by wearing jewelry around your neck, become invincible by wearing a gold cross, blast zombies with stars by wearing a fabric vanity, become a rabid kangaroo by holding a balloon, magically negate fall damage by holding a painted horseshoe, double jump by having a sealed bottle in your pocket [how do you bottle up WEATHER? last time i tried to capture a sandstorm, all i got was a bottle of sand!] walk across a campfire without burning, AND MAGICALLY HEAL JUST BY STANDING UNDER A LAMP. -_--_--_-
 
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Shrek On My Deck

Skeletron Prime
also, how do you fit hundreds of things in a chest when some of the items ARE LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE CHEST.
how do you carry stacks of live, squirming animals in your pockets?
where do NPCs come from? THE SKY?! wheres their plane?!
how does a gravestone magically materialize when you die?
how can you summon magical beings just by waving a stick?
how are wings attached to you? a bird?!
how can you hold blocks in midair? levitation?
why sand falls on your head and kills you?
what happened to get you here. did you materialize here guide?
 
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Yello_X

Duke Fishron
How can the Mechs fly when their mass is too heavy?
Why are Wooden Spikes more damaging than normal Metallic Spikes?
How can we throw Sticky Grenades/Bombs/Dynamites?
 

TMB50

Terrarian
How can the Mechs fly when their mass is too heavy?
Why are Wooden Spikes more damaging than normal Metallic Spikes?
How can we throw Sticky Grenades/Bombs/Dynamites?
Mechs fly with some sort of anti-gravity tech, or just magic.
Woden spikes are... smeared with disgusting things.
Sticky explosives probably take some time to stick, or don't stick with enough force.
 

Zaxpy

Spazmatism
Huh. I don't remember turning explosive military tickets into fireworks ever being acceptable... Same with the trees only shedding leaves when they grow, sometimes never growing leaves at all...
 

IndigoGollum

Eater of Worlds
Well, let's see.

A block is 2ft^3. So, we can then compare the size of a coin to the size of a block.

View attachment 11579

Wow. Coins are pretty big.

If a block is 8 "pixels" (terrarian pixels are actually 2x2) across and is 2 feet wide, and a coin is 7 pixels across, then a coin is 1.75 feet wide. Coins are 8 pixels tall, so they are 2 feet tall. Those are some REALLY big coins.

For our purposes, we'll assume terrarian coins have the same length:thickness ratio as an American Quarter Dollar. This makes a terrarian coin 0.068435754189944 feet thick.

Doing some math to find the volume of the coin, and we find it has a volume of 0.153980446927374ft^3. This is 4360.2407cm^3.

Now, we use the density of copper, 8.933 grams per cubic centimeter, to find just how much a terrarian copper coin weighs.

It's 38950.0301731 grams. That's a pretty heavy coin.

Now, there are 1,000,000 copper coins in a platinum coin, which stack up to 999. The player has 59 inventory slots, including the main inventory (50), coins (4), ammo (4), and trash (1). Coins can fit into all of these. We'll add one more slot, putting it up to 60, since a player can have an item held by their cursor, as well as a full inventory.

So, let's do the math.

1,000,000 (number of copper coins in a platinum coin) x 999 (number of platinum coins per stack) x 60 (number of stacks of 999 copper coins the player can hold) x 38950.0301731 (weight of a single terrarian copper coin) gives us the mass of all those coins to be...

2,334,664,808,575,614 grams! That's a lot of mass!

Unfortunately, that makes The Player significantly weaker than Steve, who can lift

*ahem*

9 693 659 672 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000... Kilograms.

And that's just a single block. Multiply that by 64 (max stack size) and inventory size (27 slots + 9 hotbar slots + 4 inventory crafting slots + one cursor carry, so 41 slots total), and add the mass of a full set of golden armor (51,520 KG), and you get...

9 850 179 328 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 051 520 Kilograms.

Conclusion? The Player needs to hit the gym if he wants to get even close to Steve's level.
You used both kilograms and feet. Why not just metric?
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Giant things go through blocks, yet small things can't
*Cough* Bosses *Cough*
I think bosses are on a different layer of the game from blocks.
 

IndigoGollum

Eater of Worlds
hoe can clorphyl turn intu heard ore and bea uesd in ghosty magickal ietems?
becuze op dies guy-->:redspin:
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Translation:How can chlorophyll turn into an ore (chlorophyte) and be used in ghostly magical items? (Spectre Gear)
Because of this guy-->:redspin:
Thanks for the translation.
 

Icyfoe88

Terrarian
Well, let's see.

A block is 2ft^3. So, we can then compare the size of a coin to the size of a block.

View attachment 11579

Wow. Coins are pretty big.

If a block is 8 "pixels" (terrarian pixels are actually 2x2) across and is 2 feet wide, and a coin is 7 pixels across, then a coin is 1.75 feet wide. Coins are 8 pixels tall, so they are 2 feet tall. Those are some REALLY big coins.

For our purposes, we'll assume terrarian coins have the same length:thickness ratio as an American Quarter Dollar. This makes a terrarian coin 0.068435754189944 feet thick.

Doing some math to find the volume of the coin, and we find it has a volume of 0.153980446927374ft^3. This is 4360.2407cm^3.

Now, we use the density of copper, 8.933 grams per cubic centimeter, to find just how much a terrarian copper coin weighs.

It's 38950.0301731 grams. That's a pretty heavy coin.

Now, there are 1,000,000 copper coins in a platinum coin, which stack up to 999. The player has 59 inventory slots, including the main inventory (50), coins (4), ammo (4), and trash (1). Coins can fit into all of these. We'll add one more slot, putting it up to 60, since a player can have an item held by their cursor, as well as a full inventory.

So, let's do the math.

1,000,000 (number of copper coins in a platinum coin) x 999 (number of platinum coins per stack) x 60 (number of stacks of 999 copper coins the player can hold) x 38950.0301731 (weight of a single terrarian copper coin) gives us the mass of all those coins to be...

2,334,664,808,575,614 grams! That's a lot of mass!

Unfortunately, that makes The Player significantly weaker than Steve, who can lift

*ahem*

9 693 659 672 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000... Kilograms.

And that's just a single block. Multiply that by 64 (max stack size) and inventory size (27 slots + 9 hotbar slots + 4 inventory crafting slots + one cursor carry, so 41 slots total), and add the mass of a full set of golden armor (51,520 KG), and you get...

9 850 179 328 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 051 520 Kilograms.

Conclusion? The Player needs to hit the gym if he wants to get even close to Steve's level.
Ah, but you only counted how heavy coins are... also you didn’t tell us what block is that heavy or how it is that heavy. In Terraria, all ore is in cubes of 2 cubic feet, unlike Minecraft where its chunks inside a block. Gold ore for example, one block alone would be over 2000 pounds, and thats without forging it into a bar, which would make 1 gold bar a whopping 8000 pounds. That’s not all, meteorites that are metallic are 3.5 times as big as normal earth metals, which means one meteorite bar is 18000 pounds. With a full inventory that’s 899100000 pounds. But there are heavier items in terraria. While most items in terraria are fake, there is one tool that is more effective based on how heavy it is. Hammers. Using Hammers, we see that Luminite is 40% heavier, except in actuality its even heavier Than that, since meteor hammers use 20 bars, while luminite only uses 12. The fragments are weightless due to the fact that they float, so it is all in the luminite. Using this logic one luminite bar is 50333 pounds. This equals in total 2514133350 in a full inventory. However there is one item that could make this even heavier. If I am not mistaken dye is stackable in the inventory in terraria (if it isn’t than disregard this) Even with only inventory space the new total is 12570666750. But yes I would like to know what specific block is that heavy considering most of the blocks in Minecraft are real life and you wouldn’t think that there is a way to measure weight.
 
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