Poetry Red H2O's Literary Ramblings and General Nonsense

Red H2O

Skeletron Prime
Hello, everyone. It is I, Red H2O, back from the dead. I'm here because my good friend and fellow wordsmith @TheQuietBisharp and I had a little rap-off, and he convinced me to create a poetry thread of my own, in the same fashion as his thread. So, here I am. I specialize in short stories, poetry, raps, and any other sort of thing I feel like making/can make. If you want to make a request, and requests are open, then ask for something.
 

Red H2O

Skeletron Prime
@Pixel
TCF is like a big ol' game,
and it would be quite a shame
if I didn't stop to take you through
some key players, one or two.
Of course, there's the devs,
and like an engine revs
they keep us going,
and they'll also be blowing
our minds apart
when we finally start
playin' 1.3
man, what a day it'll be.
Next are the mods
to most, the TCF gods,
but to the trolls, they're like Satan
because they always be hatin'
on those warnings and them bans
passed on by the King's hand,
or the Mischief God's spear,
which can inspire great fear.
Now on to the users, like you or me,
like the -oomo with a Z,
or the Bacon oh so funny,
or those chewing on a bunny.
Or a sleeping Steve,
that made us all heave.
I could go on a long time,
putting my friends into rhymes,
but there's never enough text
this request's done, on to the next.
[DOUBLEPOST=1433027686,1433027302][/DOUBLEPOST]@RoboTT
Up late,
that's my fate.
Still awake,
starting to shake,
vision's goin',
wind is blowin',
out my window
it's a sin, though
to never sleep
or count some sheep
I need some rest
tomorrow's a test
in some class
I'll never pass
unless I head
straight to bed,
get off the computer,
stop playing some shooter.
 

RoboTTrustworthy

Spazmatism
Up late,
that's my fate.
Still awake,
starting to shake,
vision's goin',
wind is blowin',
out my window
it's a sin, though
to never sleep
or count some sheep
I need some rest
tomorrow's a test
in some class
I'll never pass
unless I head
straight to bed,
get off the computer,
stop playing some shooter.
This is great! Thanks!
 

Scironex

The Destroyer
What do you mean by 'tipping'? Cow tipping? Is that slang for something?
It's an American practice wherein you pay a little bit extra at certain establishments for particularly good service. Like at a restaurant.

(Alternatively, it's the name of hitting with the very tip of Marth's sword in Smash, but I don't expect a poem about that.)
 

Red H2O

Skeletron Prime
It's an American practice wherein you pay a little bit extra at certain establishments for particularly good service. Like at a restaurant.

(Alternatively, it's the name of hitting with the very tip of Marth's sword in Smash, but I don't expect a poem about that.)
Ooooohh, I get it! Yeah, for some reason that never occurred to me. Coming right up.
[DOUBLEPOST=1433028566,1433028004][/DOUBLEPOST]@Scironex
Hey, let's not be hasty!
Sure, the food was tasty,
but listen here, honey:
I already paid my money!
Why should I pay extra
is it really that complex, ta
bring me my meal?
I mean, that's the deal!
You bring dishes,
I eat fishes
you get paid!
This escapade
of asking for cash
is pretty trash
so I'm going
and I won't be showing
my face again
in this pig pen!
 

Red H2O

Skeletron Prime
@TheQuietBisharp
Look at this punk,
limp-legged, no funk,
got destroyed by me,
the real TCF OG!
He used to be the king,
flyin' high, doin' his thing,
owned a poetry monopoly
that he ran so sloppily!
Now it's over, it's done,
the true author won
and all my homeboys be sayin'
that I'm gunna be stayin'
for all time!
With dope rhymes!
Shootin' guns!
Gettin' huns!
Now you all know!
IT'S RED H2O!
 

Red H2O

Skeletron Prime
@TheQuietBisharp
Yo, I'm back for more,
taking out this trash like it was chores.
Looks like the Poke-freak,
so timid and meek,
is here again
and now, as then,
he wants a beating
on this fateful meeting.
You know, I once saw this chump
try and make it as an ump'.
As you can guess,
the whole thing was a mess.
It was easy to tell
as a child he must have fell.
Dude clearly has no skill
with balls thrown from the pitcher's hill.
He should stick to more familiar balls,
like the ones of his male friends, one and all.

Sorry if this was too mean. I didn't mean to hurt you if I did, man.
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
If you've seen my recent status, I'm kinda just working at getting a stronger skin. I plugged in my music, moseyed around TCF, and felt better. I feel you guys seem to know people's inner tickings a lot better round here, so I'm fine if you joke around. :3
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
Well you did jet around the entire subject to bash upon me... Imagine a Bisharp in umpiring gear trying to call a game... He'd be scaring kids and getting stuff stuck to him... Maybe testing the metal content of the bat or something...
 

Achromatic

Eye of Cthulhu
@TheQuietBisharp
Look at this punk,
limp-legged, no funk,
got destroyed by me,
the real TCF OG!
He used to be the king,
flyin' high, doin' his thing,
owned a poetry monopoly
that he ran so sloppily!
Now it's over, it's done,
the true author won
and all my homeboys be sayin'
that I'm gunna be stayin'
for all time!
With dope rhymes!
Shootin' guns!
Gettin' huns!
Now you all know!
IT'S RED H2O!
Wow
 
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