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Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Discussion in 'Non-Terraria Creations, Art, & Literature' started by TheQuietBisharp, Mar 4, 2015.


Are you not entertained?

  1. Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    41 vote(s)
  2. Who are you?

    6 vote(s)
  3. It could use some work...

    1 vote(s)
  4. I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    10 vote(s)
  1. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    [​IMG] (By @RoboTT)
    [​IMG]Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor[​IMG]
    After being on TCF, I think I've found the one art I'm half decent at. Writing. I wanted to do something a bit creative and make poems for others here on TCF based on how I know you. I can also write about whatever you want to request, whatever you prefer. If that may be the case, just give me an idea of what you'd like me to write about. So... go ahead, I guess.

    IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: If it's about your forum life, it may be short. I have a short attention span and forget little details sometimes (unless it's Pokémon Diamond, then I remember character dialogue. Weird.)

    Prestigious Awards:[​IMG](From @Szaila)
    (From @DAL_nug)

    From: @Scironex

    Finally just decided to clean all this up.
    Last edited: Sep 8, 2015
    PersonaTea, Akireli, Kalifox and 13 others like this.
  2. RampageX

    RampageX Terrarian

    Slimes. Definitely slimes.
  3. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    New to the forums, I see
    I welcome you with glee
    Part of the slime domination
    Preparing to rip apart all creation
    Cause, duh, it's in the name
    Rampage, it isn't a game
    Have a good time here
    I'd offer you a beer
    But I'm underage, dealing only in poetry
    Lucky for you, there is no fee
    I hope you enjoy my small offering
    To welcome you to a land ruled by no king
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  4. RampageX

    RampageX Terrarian

    I like it, but I was the other forums (Terraria Online) lol. But, thanks.
    TheQuietBisharp likes this.
  5. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    Woops. I was never on TO and I only joined TCF this year.
    RampageX likes this.
  6. Pixel

    Pixel Terrarian

    I'd like a poem, please.
    TheQuietBisharp likes this.
  7. Folder

    Folder Skeletron Prime

    I'd like a Poem about an battle between a Volcarona and Godzilla
    TheQuietBisharp likes this.
  8. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    I shall get right to work!
  9. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    It's that guy with the book
    so everyone look!
    It'sa Pixel!
    Bacon mayor,
    what does Pixel not do?
    There's some stuff he's been through
    But he's stronger now
    A suggestion reviewer, and an art enthusiast? Wow!
    Built Boreal Bookshelf up from the ground
    With the help of his crew, he will be crowned
    Pixel, he can easily be found
    He's one of the actives, he's always around

    @Agent Zero
    A young operative, Zero stands against immeasurable odds
    His trusty Volcarona versus Godzilla, like a battles of the Gods!
    Volcarona sends off a Sunny Day
    Hoping to give him some kind of way
    to defeat this mighty foe.
    Godzilla lets out a mighty scream
    As she's hit by a bright sun beam
    She's powered up too, to Zero's dismay
    This battle just turned cray-cray
    Volcarona unleashes Solar Beam
    With the power of a whole football team
    Godzilla is not amused
    She busted a fuse
    She shambles back into the ocean, to return another day
    Hoping to turn Zero into a human fillet
    Last edited: Mar 4, 2015
    Akireli, Kalifox, Catz and 3 others like this.
  10. Pixel

    Pixel Terrarian

    That was some incredibly good stuff, very well done. I hope to see more coming from you, and very soon too. Keep it up.
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  11. Folder

    Folder Skeletron Prime

    Wow, awesome!
    I guess I can request another one, so I'll request a poem about a nerd who insists on calling Bisharps "Bichops"
    TheQuietBisharp likes this.
  12. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    About seconds, I probably won't be doing that. I should update the OP.

    I also am going to change it to being able to request any poem in general.

    Here's one for @Leinfors

    There once was a scrub named TheQuietBisharp
    He came on here to ask a simple question
    Thus Leinfors ascended from heaven with his harp
    And provided his first reply like an iron bastion
    Guided with the light given by a mod
    Bisharp decided to stay and farm with his Nimbus Rod
    For a little Lizard Egg he so desired
    When Bisharp made mistakes, Leinfors was the helping hand
    Made sure Bisharp didn't get fired
    Or maybe even banned
    Bisharp thanks him, with a little story
    Thank you for responding, in your glory
    Last edited: Mar 4, 2015
  13. RampageX

    RampageX Terrarian

    A Redigit one is needed. :D
    TheQuietBisharp likes this.
  14. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    I should do some for all of the devs.
    RampageX likes this.
  15. RampageX

    RampageX Terrarian

    It wouldn't hurt, give it a shot.
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  16. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    I put it up there in the requests. Also, don't know if @Leinfors got the tag, since it was in an edit.
    RampageX likes this.
  17. Leinfors

    Leinfors Quality Assurance Staff Member Moderator Re-Logic

    I have a HARP?!


    Also, didn't get the retroactive tag.
    Pixel and TheQuietBisharp like this.
  18. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    Maybe you should be the poet here ;)
  19. Commander Crocket

    Commander Crocket Official Terrarian

    Oh, what the heck. Go for it.
    Kalifox and TheQuietBisharp like this.
  20. TheQuietBisharp

    TheQuietBisharp Official Terrarian

    Added you to the requests, I'll get on it after baseball if I have the chance.