Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%
  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%
  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%

  • Total voters
    58

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
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Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor
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After being on TCF, I think I've found the one art I'm half decent at. Writing. I wanted to do something a bit creative and make poems for others here on TCF based on how I know you. I can also write about whatever you want to request, whatever you prefer. If that may be the case, just give me an idea of what you'd like me to write about. So... go ahead, I guess.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: If it's about your forum life, it may be short. I have a short attention span and forget little details sometimes (unless it's Pokémon Diamond, then I remember character dialogue. Weird.)


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Finally just decided to clean all this up.
 
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Adapting

The Destroyer
After being on TCF, I think I've found the one art I'm half decent at. Writing. I wanted to do something a bit creative and make poems for others here on TCF based on how I know you here. I will take requests, but if I don't know you too well, it might not come out very good. If that may be the case, just give me an idea of what you'd like me to write about. So... go ahead, I guess. I'm new to this.
Slimes. Definitely slimes.
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
@RampageX
New to the forums, I see
I welcome you with glee
Part of the slime domination
Preparing to rip apart all creation
Cause, duh, it's in the name
Rampage, it isn't a game
Have a good time here
I'd offer you a beer
But I'm underage, dealing only in poetry
Lucky for you, there is no fee
I hope you enjoy my small offering
To welcome you to a land ruled by no king
 

Adapting

The Destroyer
@RampageX
New to the forums, I see
I welcome you with glee
Part of the slime domination
Preparing to rip apart all creation
Cause, duh, it's in the name
Rampage, it isn't a game
Have a good time here
I'd offer you a beer
But I'm underage, dealing only in poetry
Lucky for you, there is no fee
I hope you enjoy my small offering
To welcome you to a land ruled by now king
I like it, but I was the other forums (Terraria Online) lol. But, thanks.
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
@Pixel
It's that guy with the book
so everyone look!
It'sa Pixel!
Roleplayer,
Bacon mayor,
what does Pixel not do?
There's some stuff he's been through
But he's stronger now
A suggestion reviewer, and an art enthusiast? Wow!
Built Boreal Bookshelf up from the ground
With the help of his crew, he will be crowned
Pixel, he can easily be found
He's one of the actives, he's always around

@Agent Zero
A young operative, Zero stands against immeasurable odds
His trusty Volcarona versus Godzilla, like a battles of the Gods!
Volcarona sends off a Sunny Day
Hoping to give him some kind of way
to defeat this mighty foe.
Godzilla lets out a mighty scream
As she's hit by a bright sun beam
She's powered up too, to Zero's dismay
This battle just turned cray-cray
Volcarona unleashes Solar Beam
With the power of a whole football team
Godzilla is not amused
She busted a fuse
She shambles back into the ocean, to return another day
Hoping to turn Zero into a human fillet
 
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TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
Wow, awesome!

lol
I guess I can request another one, so I'll request a poem about a nerd who insists on calling Bisharps "Bichops"
About seconds, I probably won't be doing that. I should update the OP.

I also am going to change it to being able to request any poem in general.

Here's one for @Leinfors

There once was a scrub named TheQuietBisharp
He came on here to ask a simple question
Thus Leinfors ascended from heaven with his harp
And provided his first reply like an iron bastion
Guided with the light given by a mod
Bisharp decided to stay and farm with his Nimbus Rod
For a little Lizard Egg he so desired
When Bisharp made mistakes, Leinfors was the helping hand
Made sure Bisharp didn't get fired
Or maybe even banned
Bisharp thanks him, with a little story
Thank you for responding, in your glory
 
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