Thanks so much, guys - though Sam buddy, that's practically goddamned blasphemy! Haha.
But anyways, I didn't expect to write so soon but you guys spurred me on, that, and well - I just could not sleep. It's been a tough couple of days, this combined with the poor weather... perhaps that's what's caused my very favourite biome, the Snow and its Underground, to come to grace the shadows of my consciousness all of a sudden.
I always found it quite an unlikely and contradictory place for adventure, especially next to the dangers it holds - admittedly this is not uncommon of the game world, but it interests me nonetheless. If the Terraria world were - theoretically alone - to have its own creator or even designer, who would they be? Perhaps that is less important than whether their own designs were intelligent, or decidedly unintelligent. As we've all seen, sometimes the natures of randomness can create for itself some true scenes... they are senseless and not meaningfully created, but 'right' nonetheless. And sometimes, too, it can create the most dry and irritating lands to behold, ravaged places that require the caution but most of all great patience just for the player to pierce through its outermost layers in hope something better might lay within.
So I wrote, thinking on what perhaps our insane creator would say to the protagonist if asked of the meaning of his Snow - so inviting and foreboding all at once.
(Apologies for the somewhat rambling introduction, and in a sense the poem's weird style - I'm not sure why I'm doing this, but I'm just trying to develop a style; seeing as I sort of wrote its existence as an accident. Even if it's an unorthodox one. I don't know, I just thought that'd be cool: the thinking back on the poem [as this of course was written after completion], though, is just an attempt to get me back into analysing my own stuff - it really helps with analysing everything else - which means I can count this as preparatory work as well as some fun.
But this is likely the sweatiest I'll ever complete, in terms of length alone. I get carried away in the night!)
Unlikely Designs, Familiar Ends
And just that little to the West
You find a nirvana for which the heart may feel an expectant chill, at this majesty frozen eternal,
pure powder underfoot as if it were the ground-up bone of my thousands' cherubim.
And just as the pestle and mortar may grind an alchemical component of yours,
some wondrous fragment of creative magic reduced to filthy dust for self-righteous ends,
so too shall I... grind your spirit, 'til suffering alone may remain.
As this is what I must do, but
I do so with beauty, wonder - temptation, ostensible reward.
...Aye, the old methods of brutality? Unnecessary. Not as the beast lies within still.
But do consider:
The most alluring of flowers shall entrap the lowly aphid,
Makes no haste, deliver turgid death sentence.
So now,
Face night-time, and face also the reality of these places so affected by sublime lust.
The howls of the wolves at twilight reach your ears; they come, run if you will, cutlass in hand I throw you to them, not a moment's hesitation.
Thus falls the body of man, either to the primitive beings that would make of it prey,
infested by lunatic rage on these ever-mistless, star-speckled nights, and these natural needs that may toy with us as uninterested ventriloquist,
this is more desirable perhaps than to fall to those beings completely senseless, borne of magic and hatred alone.
Elementalism, these lead only to malevolent beings - their caress is not easily evaded,
and shall bring with it an ice-shard tomb, these standing a very long time,
as mocking monument to your prior dissatisfactions.
The Golems you may face, if your luck falls particularly ill, make themselves Lord of these sheened wastes through indiscriminate might, but every lord requires its King, every poor dumb race its Prometheus to bring knowledge, fail, and be tormented for their trying. I am all of these things and yet more, I am nothing; in any case, you must face my creations - I am beyond this reality, and so beyond your reproach.
But pardon interruption: the crystals beneath,
Oh,
Many, they turn crimson so easily, or herald something fouller than the unremarkable spilling of blood.
The states of our being are many, but little else can compare to the spirits alien that lurk deep in these hungry chasms, frolicking amidst each of the frigid stalactites that make of themselves snapping maws - idle - to afear or perhaps ward off any as much a fool as you... who might draw nearer.
Though I know your race well, it is different, it is yet living, and will not be discouraged by a handful intimidating totems - no matter even the tricks and traps I place as fairly warned beyond them.
You seek treasure, or amusement, or fulfillment within this frostbound maze -
only one of many, that sometimes may form a pattern appearing designed, compelling,
But is really of no less flux, no more meaning, than the minds that first envisaged it.
I place yet more of my machinations before thee:
But the adventurer is persistent,
Your lifeforce is high,
You will survive.
And even as you face my beasts, their horns all-a-curvature,
eyes given to snarl silently as they negotiate the surly impasses between each translucent ghost-pale cavern,
with grace and spit-drenched jaws.
They too seek a fine treasure,
the body of the unwary trespasser.
Deep beneath, though,
Find salvation of your efforts
perhaps.
Somewhere lie my once-incomparable artifices, lusting for a worthy claimant.
This, I promise:
But first, your avatar shall itself fall to pieces a dozen times or more on these hitherto sinless grounds,
We are both agreed to play this game until you have decided its end:
I must have my toll.
Your will, this betting chip... your offering to our ignoble ritual, shall be sundered as the falling stone might shatter the so thin, ice-capped pool.