Tales From the Post War
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IHATETHISSIGNUP
Spazmatism
Um... I guess that specific body parts that are robotic gain bonus DT, but a weakness to electricity and can't be easily repaired with medicine if crippled.
IHATETHISSIGNUP
Spazmatism
You can make a vehicle app (I will make the form later, addicted to a Gungeon crawler). If not, you take the hand you are dealt with.
dyer5lollipop
Skeletron Prime
True quality lies within this very game.
dyer5lollipop
Skeletron Prime
where could he possibly be?
IHATETHISSIGNUP
Spazmatism
I’m stuck in the Gungeon.
dyer5lollipop
Skeletron Prime
I was talking about Scooby Doo, but that works.
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Matthus
Terrarian
@IHATETHISSIGNUP this is an intervention. You have been playing the gungeon for several days straight; please do something else. Might I suggest updating your forum game?
IHATETHISSIGNUP
Spazmatism
Ok
I’ll update the game.
And then I’ll go back to entering the Gungeon.
I’ll update the game.
And then I’ll go back to entering the Gungeon.
IHATETHISSIGNUP
Spazmatism
I don’t know what to say for the OOC update this time…
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BoatyMcBoatface: HP 68/420 C-Chips- 0
A bigger fish bites the first fish and swims away with it in its mouth.
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@Madder- Rami/Christian: HP 320/320 C-Chips- 30
Story controlled- Greg: HP 100/100
Greg: “Well, you COULD sell that desert eagle… the recoil on that thing is not what I expect you to want… there are also doctors there, but other than that, that’s really it. There isn’t much to choose from during the rain.”
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@tappaja100- The Tanker: HP 450/450 C-Chips- 75
STORY CONTROLLED-Impar Bestia: HP 50/50
You jump into your Mini Cannon Crew and start driving.
(Arrival in 2 turns.)
There is a troop transport next to you, and a voice comes on the radio:
“Scout Cam here,anyone need extra info about this battle sight?”
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@Matthus-Handy Manny: HP 240/250 C-Chips- 327
VS
Grabby Nomad: HP 0/150
As you head back, you hear a message on your personal radio:
“Scout Cam hear, reporting a battle at the following coordinates:”
Should you go help out?
Also when did they give you your own radio?
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@Person999 -Test Subject 17245 (TS172) HP 331/350 C-Chips-150 (On Fire!)
@Mr. Fury-Mr. Burns: HP 160/200 C-Chips- 100
@Matthus- Doctor Wolfgang Kruger: HP 100/200 C-Chips-100 (Rad Poison (4))
@dyer5lollipop- Byron: HP 67/300 C-Chips- 0
@tappaja100- Fred "the gunner": C-Chips- 150 HP 275/275
@Matthus- Akihiro Tanaki: HP 285/300 C-Chips- 100 (Rad Poison (1))
Tod Ni Aisi: HP 150/150
Jane Aisi: HP 100/100
Jack: HP 100/100
John: HP 100/100
Mass Raider Trooper 1: HP 113/150-DT 2
Mass Raider Trooper 2: HP 150/150
Mass Raider Trooper 3: HP 150/150
Mass Raider Trooper 4: HP 150/150
Snappy: Armor 245/250 Weapons: Dual Machine guns and Light Ram (On Fire!)
Snappy: Armor 187/250 Weapons: Dual Machine guns and Light Ram
Snappy Rider: HP 35/100
Snappy Rider: HP 65/100 (On Fire!)
Fred takes a potshot at the other Snappy Rider, but this guy raises his free hand to block the bullet, his wrist is messed up but he’s still on, and blocked some of the damage!
30 damage
Is free and starts looking for his bonesaw…
A gun is pointed at him.
“Don’t move a muscle.”
Jane already has her glock on him.
Jane: “We can discuss you wanting this man for his bounty later, pyromaniac, but for now this man can’t-”
The Snappy rider picks Wolfgang up and brings him in the car.
Jane: “I… SHOOT THAT CAR!”
Everyone is dumbstruck for a second, but then they start firing on the car.
23 damage!
TS17245 sprays and prays!
…
Yah, they just shot the truck. They hit your allies’ cars, though! Oh wait, they also hit a guy in a karate suit…
10 damage!
The karate outfit guy charges down the hill…
No one notices Byron until he stabs one of the soldiers.
28 damage!
Everyone turns towards Byron!
MR1 hits!
MR2 hits!
MR3 hits!
MR4 hits!
MR1 hits 3 bullets!
MR2 hits 2 bullets!
MR3 hits 3 bullets!
MR4 hits 5 bullets!
13 damage!
Tod smacks Byron over the head with a heavy stick!
10 damage!
Jane turns and shoots the Byron with her carbine!
40 damage!
Jane: “WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?”
Jack and John tend to the injured!
Akihiro is irradiated by the rain… it’s slightly painful to the touch…
Rad poisoning stack and 5 points of damage!
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BoatyMcBoatface: HP 68/420 C-Chips- 0
A bigger fish bites the first fish and swims away with it in its mouth.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
@Madder- Rami/Christian: HP 320/320 C-Chips- 30
Story controlled- Greg: HP 100/100
Greg: “Well, you COULD sell that desert eagle… the recoil on that thing is not what I expect you to want… there are also doctors there, but other than that, that’s really it. There isn’t much to choose from during the rain.”
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
@tappaja100- The Tanker: HP 450/450 C-Chips- 75
STORY CONTROLLED-Impar Bestia: HP 50/50
You jump into your Mini Cannon Crew and start driving.
(Arrival in 2 turns.)
There is a troop transport next to you, and a voice comes on the radio:
“Scout Cam here,anyone need extra info about this battle sight?”
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
@Matthus-Handy Manny: HP 240/250 C-Chips- 327
VS
Grabby Nomad: HP 0/150
As you head back, you hear a message on your personal radio:
“Scout Cam hear, reporting a battle at the following coordinates:”
Should you go help out?
Also when did they give you your own radio?
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@Mr. Fury-Mr. Burns: HP 160/200 C-Chips- 100
@Matthus- Doctor Wolfgang Kruger: HP 100/200 C-Chips-100 (Rad Poison (4))
@dyer5lollipop- Byron: HP 67/300 C-Chips- 0
@tappaja100- Fred "the gunner": C-Chips- 150 HP 275/275
@Matthus- Akihiro Tanaki: HP 285/300 C-Chips- 100 (Rad Poison (1))
Tod Ni Aisi: HP 150/150
Jane Aisi: HP 100/100
Jack: HP 100/100
John: HP 100/100
Mass Raider Trooper 1: HP 113/150-DT 2
Mass Raider Trooper 2: HP 150/150
Mass Raider Trooper 3: HP 150/150
Mass Raider Trooper 4: HP 150/150
Snappy: Armor 245/250 Weapons: Dual Machine guns and Light Ram (On Fire!)
Snappy: Armor 187/250 Weapons: Dual Machine guns and Light Ram
Snappy Rider: HP 35/100
Snappy Rider: HP 65/100 (On Fire!)
Fred takes a potshot at the other Snappy Rider, but this guy raises his free hand to block the bullet, his wrist is messed up but he’s still on, and blocked some of the damage!
30 damage
Is free and starts looking for his bonesaw…
A gun is pointed at him.
“Don’t move a muscle.”
Jane already has her glock on him.
Jane: “We can discuss you wanting this man for his bounty later, pyromaniac, but for now this man can’t-”
The Snappy rider picks Wolfgang up and brings him in the car.
Jane: “I… SHOOT THAT CAR!”
Everyone is dumbstruck for a second, but then they start firing on the car.
23 damage!
TS17245 sprays and prays!
…
Yah, they just shot the truck. They hit your allies’ cars, though! Oh wait, they also hit a guy in a karate suit…
10 damage!
The karate outfit guy charges down the hill…
No one notices Byron until he stabs one of the soldiers.
28 damage!
Everyone turns towards Byron!
MR1 hits!
MR2 hits!
MR3 hits!
MR4 hits!
MR1 hits 3 bullets!
MR2 hits 2 bullets!
MR3 hits 3 bullets!
MR4 hits 5 bullets!
13 damage!
Tod smacks Byron over the head with a heavy stick!
10 damage!
Jane turns and shoots the Byron with her carbine!
40 damage!
Jane: “WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?”
Jack and John tend to the injured!
Akihiro is irradiated by the rain… it’s slightly painful to the touch…
Rad poisoning stack and 5 points of damage!
dyer5lollipop
Skeletron Prime
Make way for Geoff because I've got a feeling this swordsman is going down.
Byron moves away from the battle as fast as he can as the final hope to save himself.
Byron moves away from the battle as fast as he can as the final hope to save himself.
IHATETHISSIGNUP
Spazmatism
Wait, was that suicidal tactic purposeful?
dyer5lollipop
Skeletron Prime
No, I just have no sense of the environment and don't know how to strategize using it. Seeing as Byron's health is so low and the half the enemies haven't taken a single hit, Byron's future seems to be not quite as bright as I had hoped.
IHATETHISSIGNUP
Spazmatism
Well, he wasn't a priority target, so he could have just laid low and waited for a more opportune moment to strike.
However, that is in the past, he's probably dead.
However, that is in the past, he's probably dead.