TCF Would You Rather

[Ryan3aly3]

Lose a finger got 10 of those only 2 eyes
Would you rather
Run over a kitten (my god I'm terrible)
OR
Have a nail shoved down your toe nail (ouch)

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

Run over by a kitten, it'll be tiny little feet walking over me.

Would you rathar:
Eat Mc Donald's
OR
Eat KFC

 

[Ryan3aly3]

it's finger licking good
Would you rather
Have Bernie Sanders elected
Or
Have Crnal Sanders

 

[TheUberCannon]

Colonel's gettin' hired tonight.

Would you have reversed gravity for eternity?
Or would you rather become so heavy that stairs are your worst nightmare?

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

Reverse Gravity,

Would you rather...
Have your favourite thing erased from existence? (PEOPLE DON'T COUNT)
OR
Have to do your least favourite activity once a day?

 

[TobyJ]

I already have to do my least favourite activity every day, so that's easy.

Would you rather have your nudes leaked or have to tell someone you lost their prized possession?

 

[nilepereiraa]

I would tell them that I lost their prized possession

Would you rather:

eat shark pudding that tastes like poop?
OR
Eat poop that tastes like shark pudding?
(Filthy Frank ref)

 

[TobyJ]

I wouldn't know which would taste worse as I have never eaten either... but I'm guessing eating shark pudding would damage me internally a lot less than actual

Would you rather spill a jar of pickled pigs' feet all over your laptop, or eat a jar of mayonnaise?

 

[TheUberCannon]

Eat a jar of mayonnaise. It must be good quality or something.

Would you rather teleport to Alabama for 5 hours every day, or teleport to Europe for eternity?

 

[TobyJ]

I love Europe, so option 2.

Would you rather have to live in your parents' basement for the rest of your life, or live independently, but with a roommate who's a slob?

 

[Myrith Stormborn]

My parent's basement, probably.

Would you rather swim in a small pool filled with a million dead flies, or a small pool with five, poisonous, water breathing snakes?

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

Water breathing snakes, as they should be drowned.

Ride David Hasselhoff across the Atlantic or Fight Godzilla on a flying Moped? (Your on the moped not, Godz)

 

[TheUberCannon]

Honestly, I'd go in with a moped and serve as a distraction.

Would you rather be weak or would you rather be slow?

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

As a person who is both of those things but lives in a world full of easy transport, I'd rather be slow.
I hate not being able to punch people- or anything, really- when I'm angry at them. Not a good thing to say, I know, but it just makes me angry at myself even more.

Would you rather...
Wear a fedora or a sombrero?

 

[Parasy]

A sombrero, even though I'm neutral about that.

Would you rather..
Have your computer transformed into a pun machine or a lyrics machine ?

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

A pun machine. Puns are great.

Would you rather...
Eat a cat or eat a dog?

 

[The kamen rider]

Hot dog.

Would you rather live forever in youth or in age?

 

[TheUberCannon]

Maybe in age.

Would you rather remain in massive heat or would you rather remain in massive cold?

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

In massive cold, you can at least wear lots of clothing.

Would you rather...
Be rich and famous or just rich?

 

[The kamen rider]

Just rich.

You you rather be the size of an dust-mite or the size of the milky way.