PaperHat
Steampunker
With the large amount of terraria bosses, it's only right that there should be haikus for all of them!
King Slime
Slime squished together
A Golden Crown On its Head
It ate a ninja
Eye Of Cthulhu
Evil presence watching me
really big demon eye
And it has a mouth
Eater of Worlds
Massive Evil worm
It likes to eat lots of worlds
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Brain of Cthulhu
A floating brain, Smart
ten feet in circumference
yo, there's more Brains
Queen Bee
You broke its larva
It is angered quite a lot
It wants to squish you
Dungeon Guardian
Though not a boss I made a haiku
Ignore an Old man
Down into the dark dungeon
Hey, is that a skull?
Skeletron
Great Bony Fingers
A very Large Spinning Skull
Its daytime - wait - AHHH
Wall of Flesh
Seal of the spirits
Fleshy racing wall of fear
It wants to eat me
Slime squished together
A Golden Crown On its Head
It ate a ninja
Eye Of Cthulhu
Evil presence watching me
really big demon eye
And it has a mouth
Eater of Worlds
Massive Evil worm
It likes to eat lots of worlds
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Brain of Cthulhu
A floating brain, Smart
ten feet in circumference
yo, there's more Brains
Queen Bee
You broke its larva
It is angered quite a lot
It wants to squish you
Dungeon Guardian
Though not a boss I made a haiku
Ignore an Old man
Down into the dark dungeon
Hey, is that a skull?
Skeletron
Great Bony Fingers
A very Large Spinning Skull
Its daytime - wait - AHHH
Wall of Flesh
Seal of the spirits
Fleshy racing wall of fear
It wants to eat me
Queen Slime
Pinky on steroids
big Crown of jeweled silver
and it has white wings
The Destroyer
Vibrations below
Massive Mechanical Worm
Cthulhu's Evil Spine
Skeletron Prime
Big metal Skeleton
Laser saw cannon vice eek
it's very scary
The Twins
The twins, Cthulhu's eyes
Cursed flame and big lasers
One has a big mouth
Plantera
Large Plant, a bit chill
shooting seed after seed- oh
it opened it's bulb
Pinky on steroids
big Crown of jeweled silver
and it has white wings
The Destroyer
Vibrations below
Massive Mechanical Worm
Cthulhu's Evil Spine
Skeletron Prime
Big metal Skeleton
Laser saw cannon vice eek
it's very scary
The Twins
The twins, Cthulhu's eyes
Cursed flame and big lasers
One has a big mouth
Plantera
Large Plant, a bit chill
shooting seed after seed- oh
it opened it's bulb
Golem
Evil stone idol
Evil God of the Lizhards
Stone, Fire, Lasers- Cool
Empress of Light
a Massive Fairy
Terraprisma here I come!
Empress of the light
Duke Fishron
Fish out of water
Growling with Absolute Rage
Wants my Truffle Worm
Lunatic Cultist
The Evil Cultist
Summoned Cthulhu's Brother, oops
The Evil Pillars
Moon Lord
The lord of the moon
He has a big Death Laser
Brother of Cthulhu
Evil stone idol
Evil God of the Lizhards
Stone, Fire, Lasers- Cool
Empress of Light
a Massive Fairy
Terraprisma here I come!
Empress of the light
Duke Fishron
Fish out of water
Growling with Absolute Rage
Wants my Truffle Worm
Lunatic Cultist
The Evil Cultist
Summoned Cthulhu's Brother, oops
The Evil Pillars
Moon Lord
The lord of the moon
He has a big Death Laser
Brother of Cthulhu