The 3000th post wins

[Animus Viral]

Hmm...

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

HmmMMmmMMmmMmMmMmmmMMM..............

 

[Animus Viral]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM a cookie.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

WHERE

 

[Animus Viral]

On the table.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

*consumes table vigorously*

 

[Animus Viral]

OH what

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

*begins to walk out unsuspisiously*
'oh, and between you and me, this never happened. Agents, hit the hyperdrive'

 

[Animus Viral]

Ok then.

But nothing happened.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

/it's all one big conspiracy, notice how the moon doesn't face the sun, it's a projection. Although this does have a valid answer relating to the sun being that massive and far away. But we need to hide the evidence and shut down the government

 

[Animus Viral]

Oh ok.


Yes...shut down the government and everything we don't need about it.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

Lies and spies, 5* RPG, a star wars story
*walks up to the pentagon*
*the door is locked*

 

[Animus Viral]

Unlock it with the secret president key. If we don't have it, we must steal it.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

/casually crosses the border of area 51 and assasinates the president for the key

 

[Animus Viral]

Ok

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

/unlocks the pentagon, activates defcon 6, teleports to the moon

 

[Animus Viral]

O

 

[Ganransu]

A geyser of blood erupts from Antarctica and drives a red line across the moon

 

[Animus Viral]

No

 

[Ganransu]

Too late, there is a giant blood streak across the moon. Have fun cleaning it up