The 3000th post wins

[Ganransu]

 

[Animus Viral]

no. and stop

 

[Ganransu]

You mean the super annoying crossbow bunny thing?

 

[Animus Viral]

Get out of arknights.

 

[Ganransu]

*Gets crushed*

 

[Animus Viral]

ok.

 

[Ganransu]

And put into a duffel bag

 

[Animus Viral]

Then get tossed into the ocean.

 

[Ganransu]

*It floats back up with my ID papers while I wash up on the shore*

 

[Animus Viral]

Then Salt-Upon-Wounds appears.

 

[Ganransu]

*Gets salted in a scratch on my face*

 

[Animus Viral]

Then a spiked power fist with salt punches you.

 

[Ganransu]

*In the groin too*

 

[Animus Viral]

Waitwhat

 

[Ganransu]

I was oofed down there of all places

 

[Animus Viral]

oodef

 

[Ganransu]

*Is now continuously being punched in the groin*

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

geez dude

 

[Ganransu]

*It doesn't stop*

 

[Animus Viral]

Uh