IC The Defenders

[Ganransu]

F "There would literally be no point in telling someone about that"

 

[Boop Noodle]

There actually would, because that's a secret floran treatment that other species aren't allowed to hear, so don't tell anyone and I won't have to kill you.

 

[Ganransu]

C "Okay then. Fair enough since I basically have a tentacle demon inside of me or whatever it is"
G "Look, we promise to never speak of this again"

 

[Boop Noodle]

*sigh* thank you.
now that the sap is off of you, *snap* the bots should help with cleanup.
Bots swarm out of the walls, and begin vacuuming the sap up.

 

[Ganransu]

G "Nice Roombas"
*Chen is trying to ride on top of one of them*

 

[Boop Noodle]

Chen, stop, they'll scissor your balls off if you keep doing that.
They aren't roombas, and they get battery power from cleaning.

 

[Ganransu]

*he gets off*
(Insert that meme of a roomba running over dog poop and spreading it into the whole house)

 

[Boop Noodle]

((no))
Her wrist is steadily leaking sap, and she's trying to hide it.

 

[Ganransu]

F "You're bleeding"

 

[Ganransu]

(Gonna leave now, so bye)

 

[Boop Noodle]

((ok))
Not really, it's just cleaning out the contaminated sap from my body.

 

[Boop Noodle]

((Don't make me tag you again))

 

[Boop Noodle]

((@Ganransu ))

 

[Ganransu]

(I'm back. Sorry, it's been taking longer to respond since I forgot for a while)

 

[Boop Noodle]

((hmm, it's ok))

 

[Boop Noodle]

((@Ganransu ))
Gan feels something strange coming from the west.

 

[Ganransu]

G "The hell..."
F "What is it?"

 

[Boop Noodle]

Gan hears some thing in his head.
S-slayer....... come.......

 

[Ganransu]

G "I ain't the slayer buddy"
C "Dude, you're talking to yourself"

 

[Boop Noodle]

Gan, are you alright?
You are the anointed....... come, slayer.