IC The Defenders

[Ganransu]

*Gan just looks confused now*
G "Van, what the hell is a slayer?"
F "I think Gan's lost it"

 

[Boop Noodle]

((can?))
Wait, I think...
Van stares at Gan, casting Lifeform assess

 

[Ganransu]

*looks even more confused*
C "This is officially weird"

 

[Boop Noodle]

I'm detecting a second consciousness in his head.
S.N.O.W. pops out, and says Aegis is calling.....
Fonaris can now feel the same thing as Gan.

 

[Ganransu]

F "Crap. I think I'm going crazy now"
C "I don't know how to respond to this"
*baby dino just stares*

 

[Boop Noodle]

((both Gan and Fon can hear this, and it's an incredible mental shout))
SLAYER, COME!
Guys, what the heck was that?

 

[Ganransu]

*Fonaris has started freaking out and pulls out a grenade out of fear and Gan sits in a corner and cries*

 

[Boop Noodle]

.

 

[Ganransu]

G "No cussing on my Christian server"

 

[Boop Noodle]

Wait, is that-
Slayer, find me in the forest of Gods.

 

[Ganransu]

G "I'M NOT THE DAMN SLAYER!!! GOD, I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT FOREST YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!"

 

[Boop Noodle]

You are the Slayer, appointed by the gods. accept it.
*directions to the Forest Of Gods are magically inputted into your brain*

 

[Ganransu]

*sighs and is freaking pissed, so he just tells them in a frustrated voice*
G "Okay, some godly pedophile or whatever asked me to go to this place called the forest of the gods or whatever"
C "Well, guess I'll tag along to see what happens"
F "May as well come with you"

 

[Boop Noodle]

((Fonaris can hear This numbnut as well))
I'll come with you too.

 

[Ganransu]

*they go on the directions the voice gave because Gan is basically forced to remember the path*

 

[Boop Noodle]

((that exactly))

 

[Ganransu]

(Okay, so what now?)

 

[Boop Noodle]

2/5 on the path
Stop! give me all of your valuables and no one gets hurt!

 

[Ganransu]

*Fonaris doesn't even respond and takes out a grenade to kill this moron*

 

[Boop Noodle]

There's a guy with a massive scythe ((taller then him)) and he's pointing it at you
I SAID, give me all of your valuables and no one gets hurt!