Boop Noodle
Pixel Privateer
you'll see.
As someone who's (non-phone) computer has less computing power than an onion and less RAM than a ram, I can relate.Mobile forums in a nutshell:
Player: *clicks spoiler*
Forums: 'why would you like to report this thread?'
Player: 'wait what?' *scrolls back up*
Forums: 'you have highlighted this piece of text at the other end of the screen'
Player: 'EH?' *tries to click off text*
Forums: 'you have liked this post in the same vertical axis as where you clicked'
Player: 'have i? Oh well, good for them'
Forums: 'you just slid the page left, revealing a white void and new vertical and horizontal planes for me to click more buttons'
Player: *clicks next page*
Forums: 'which message would you like me to add to multiquote?'
Player: 'excuse me?'
Forums: 'opening alerts'
Player: 'i can't see now' *clicks off alerts*
Forums: 'copying link'
Player: *finally gets in to the next page*
Also player: *scrolls*
Forums: *jutters page vigorously*
Player: *clicks everything in that axis* 'oof'
Also player: 'clicks spoiler'
Also also player: 'bUt It DiDn'T wOrK'
Forums:....
Player: 'oh god what did i click...'
Player: *continues to try to open spoilers*
Player: 'hmmm....'
Forums: 'reporting thread'
Player: 'ASDFGHYYRDFHJUYRDDTUIFE57878900000009876545*££&::*##&*"' /!! ((_4=%-&&@'£#444444'