The most Overcomplicated Board Game Ever

[Ivyss]

You now want material possessions more than you did before.

I play the Rampart card

 

[deletedaccount12]

My remote controlled sharks swim under it and then destroy all of your ships.

My sharks proceed to destroy your ramparts.

 

[Ivyss]

I block it with my character ability.

I play the Concierge card.

 

[Algot 120]

I counter with the profire card


I roll a dice to determine how many guns I am able to smuggle on board an airplane

 

[Ivyss]

Rolled 19, you get a lot, somehow.

I play the hand of the king.

 

[Algot 120]

you touch midas hand and turn to gold, you will return to normal in three turns.

I use the guns I smuggled onto the plane to shoot the evil mindcontrolling parasites hiding in peoples brains as part of their evil plan to take over the world to kill said parasites while leaving the actual people unharmed

 

[Ivyss]

Nat 1. There weren't any parasites and the people are now dead, and the plane's going to crash.

I nope your Algot's bull.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I turn Algot backwards and the Togla, which I then turn into a super potion for my sharks, who can now eat your ramparts.

I eat a pizza.

 

[Ivyss]

It was poisoned, also, you simply triggered the rampart, which is a shield, and now I have immunity to attacks for 5 turns.

I play Subhuman. (Only playable by non-humabs.)

 

[Person999]

Somehow your turned into a human while playing it.

I secretly turned Defure into a human.

 

[Ivyss]

Subhuman blocks that.

I use Death against Person999.

 

[deletedaccount12]

999 turns to 666 and plays Uno Reverse Card.

I sit and do nothing because I can't.

 

[Animus Viral]

I throw a paper shredder at you.

I eat pizza.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I duck under the paper shredder which shreds your pizza.

I still can't do anything productive.

 

[Animus Viral]

I make a game so cringy that you die.

I die because of my game.

 

[Ivyss]

You are now removed from the game for dying.

I complain about the GoT ending.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I haven't even watched GoT, so I'm unaffected.

I wake from my hundred year slumber.

 

[Algot 120]

You realize you don't know where you are

I roll to find a vortex manipulator

 

[deletedaccount12]

You rolled a one.

I join the Just Roll With It podcast.

 

[Animus Viral]

The podcast becomes earrape.

I make a die.