The Never-Ending Story

[Animus Viral]

And the artifact was confiscated because of its unknown origin to the officials and was then considered contraband.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

From then on, it was hidden in area 51.

 

[Ivyss]

Until people decided to raid it.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

At which point a vast majority of the raiders forget to pack enough water for a trek through the 10-mile desert, but the rest all...

 

[Animus Viral]

have to go through some security checkpoints, but fortunately they all somehow got through them with no questions, then they...

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

decided to grab some perfectly generic cubes.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

But the cubes were actually...

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

unused companion cube.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

But there aren't enough for everyone, so the raiders decide to...

 

[darkmega5]

Spawn 1000,000,000 travelling merchants to get enough. but that causes...

 

[Player_Miner]

Reality itself to start falling apart.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

So to fix this, not only the raiders, but the anti-vax community, decide to...

 

[darkmega5]

patch it up with a band-aid

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

But it turns out the band-aid has anesthetic on it, upsetting the anti-vax community.

 

[darkmega5]

so world war V begins. but before...

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

The war happens, pangea is reformed through an unknown powerful adhesive tape. This means that it all happens in one continent and is not a world war as a result

 

[darkmega5]

shortly after, the flat-earthers take over pangea

 

[Animus Viral]

then they formed the greatest country ever, now known as Arstotzka.

 

[darkmega5]

then their leader was killed by a super fat 10 year old.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

After this Arstotzka falls into chaos. Only 3 non-anarchist towns remain, being...