The Never-Ending Story

[billynoise]

Ignore it and go to the nearest gamestop...

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

But it turn out to be a trap!

 

[teag2]

Because, their prices...

 

[Crosseagle X]

Are - %1 000 000 off.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

That means they're paying you INSANE prices just for one thing...

 

[TheUberCannon]

All from Gabe Newell.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

"What is going on?" asks...

 

[TerraNova Gaming]

The Soul of Cinder. " I demand my Sunlight Spear! Or i will..."

 

[TheUberCannon]

"360 NOSCOPE DA WORLD BOIIIIIIIIIIII" only to be swarmed in chickens...

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

in cats suit.

 

[Crosseagle X]

Eventually, the chickens consume the universe.

(How many times has the universe been reset? Lol)

 

[TheUberCannon]

Meanwhile, where the story all about my life was flipped turned up-side down and I like to take a minute, just sit right there. "I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air", said...

 

[Clarker]

in West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where i spent most of my days...
until the universe was reset. then, instead of grieving the universe's loss...

 

[Bill Cipher]

Someone went on an adventure to somewhere where treasure is.

 

[Sky High]

On the way there...

 

[Chasm Guardian]

meowing potatoes rained down from the sky

 

[Sky High]

on Luigi, who was...

 

[Chasm Guardian]

...farting as he bounced lightly on his toes and...

 

[DoctorMcDerp]

... he propelled himself into a salt mine...

 

[Sky High]

and crashed into a tree. "How do trees grow underground anyways?" said Luigi, but then a banana...