The Vending Machine

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You get 100 Gold coins

I insert the Red Spectre
 
You get a blue skeleton

I insert all of my hopes and dreams
 
You get Asriel Dreemurr (hope I spelt that right).

I insert Barrack Obama.
 
You get more Gay mens' rights.

(can you guys google what I say?)

I insert Valus Ta'uarc

 
You get Reinhardt (Overwatch).

I insert Hilary Clinton.
 
You get NOTHING! YOU LOSE!

I insert the mechanic.
 
You get something small and disappointing.
I insert a lot of fog and a gas station attendant uniform.
 
You get China
I enter myself.
 
You get... yourself plus a terrible hairdo.

I insert my avatar, or lack thereof.
 
You get a blue-dyed cat.

I insert a rogue division agent
 
I get a cheap rake.

I insert Terraria.
 
You get roblox

I insert Hillary Clinton
 
You get Trump`s wife.

I enter a dragon.
 
You get a lizard with tiny wings

I insert a meme, specifically this one
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You get dank memes.

I insert an Intervention.
 
You get a cow, pre-milked

I insert a penny
 
You get a whale.

I insert a bunny statue.
 
You get bunnies... AH NO THEY'RE CORRUPT BUNNIES SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE

I insert a blood moon.
 
You get Venus.

I insert a 3 Silver Coins.
 
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