The Vending Machine

[appleNsauce]

You get a log wearing a cowboy hat

I insert a mug

 

[DoctorWhale]

You get mugged

I insert a mockbuster

 

[appleNsauce]

You get mugged

I insert a mockbuster

Not my joke but ok

You get block buster


I insert fog

 

[Ivyss]

You get shot with a water gun, but it mist.

I insert Oblivion.

 

[Sky High]

The machine yells "THERE'S A SNAKE IN THIS BOOT!" and shoots a Woody Doll at you, but it's made of wood. Ouch.

I think, therefore I insert.

 

[DoctorWhale]

The machine yells "THERE'S A SNAKE IN THIS BOOT!" and shoots a Woody Doll at you, but it's made of wood. Ouch.

I think, therefore I insert.

There's a page 70 you know.

Anyway, you get a misunderstanding.

I put in a normie meme.

 

[Sky High]

You get a meme, normie.

I insert a post I forgot to edit.

 

[Reepicheep]

You get a post you didn't forget to edit, weird.

I put in a gif of killing Moon Lord with a copper sword.

 

[Sky High]

you get a congratulations

i insert a lazily made sentence

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

You get a best writer's award.

I insert a house.

 

[Reepicheep]

You get a horse.

I insert my favorite tea flavors.

 

[Blue_M4ge🌳]

You get a bomb

I put in a toaster

 

[appleNsauce]

You get raw bread. Could have sworn you would have gotten toast...


I insert a paradox

 

[TMB50]

You get a bigger paradox.
I insert several "You see Ivan..." memes.

 

[Blue_M4ge🌳]

You get this:

I insert a Phillips CDI

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

You get a fire extinguisher.

I insert a boat.

 

[Blue_M4ge🌳]

You get a bunch of water

I insert another vending machine

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

You get infinite vending machines that take over the universe.

 

[Ivyss]

You get removed from existence for not putting anything in there.

I insert 5 tons of antimatter.

 

[Blue_M4ge🌳]

You get 5 tons of dark matter

I insert the next person into the vending machine