Crimson Fangirl
bestiary entry:
A hyperactive girl who loves the Crimson. Likes outdoor activities like jogging, and loves to talk a lot. A real lot.
possible names:
Scarlet, Carmine, Cerise, Flann, Flannery, Garnet, Rose
quotes:
standard:
The Crimson. It’s alive, so alive! rich, verdant crimson vegetation with adorable little eyeballs and crimtane thorns and crimson vines and all sorts of other stuff growing in it, shadewood trees that grow flesh among the leaves, the chasms, and, and face monsters, and blood crawlers, and crimera and, and…, sorry, you wanted to buy something?
Graaaah! Face monsters! They’re so cute, I wanna hug them! And crimera too, and blood crawlers too! Awww, I wanna hug them all! All the crimson creatures!!!
While traveling, I stumbled upon a restaurant somewhere, the Crimson Kitchen. Their motto is “Taste the crimson!” And the menu is full of crimson stuff, like batter fried blood crawler legs, and roasted crimera and… the best thing is, the barkeeper is a facemonster! It’s just too cool and… the furniture is made of shadewood and… ah, you wanted to buy something?
Did you know? There’s an insect called crimket. It’s like a cricket, but it’s crimson. They have vertebras and stuff too, like any crimson creatures. It’s really cool! If you listen to the little sounds of the Crimson, you will hear their chirr for sure.
It’s just visceral malignity, the crimson isn’t actually evil. It’s just a natural, visceral desire of self-preservation. At the cost of other’s blood and flesh. Like a predator! Isn’t that cool? And did you know, it’s not just flesh and hearts, there’s a brain too somewhere! Isn’t that the coolest thing ever?!
Crimson hearts are so cute. Just looking at them makes my heart race too! I wanna hug them! I totally want one as a pet!
Once I saw someone purifying crimstone. It felt horrible. It’s like petrifying a living creature. Don’t do such, okay? Just make sure you have barriers to not let it spread further than… aww, actually, you could just let it spread. If this whole place would turn crimson, that would be something incredibly cool!
Morning:
Good morning! Perfect time for some jogging, isn’t it? Wanna have a race who can run faster to that tall shadewood tree in the… Hey, wearing Hermes boots is kinda cheaty…!
Rain:
Bad weather for outdoor activities… but if I’m stuck at home, it’s a good time to clean my figurine collection. See this adorable little blood crawler? I got it from a CrimDonald’s Happy… or was it Burger Crim…? Anyway, it’s totally adorable, isn’t it!
Windy Day:
Time for kiting? It’s just the perfect weather for it. You should see my crimera kite, it’s super cute and it can soar so high up the sky when it’s this windy!
Shall we do a race? Who can run faster than the wind? Hey, Hermes boots are kinda cheaty!
Thunderstorm:
Woah, heard that?! That must hit somewhere nearby. Speaking of which, once I was caught by a thunderstorm like this while jogging, it really started like “baam!” suddenly, good thing there was a crimson chasm nearby and… ah, you wanted to buy something?
Blood moon:
Leave me alone now, okay?!
Party:
Yes! Yes! It’s a party! Full of people and cake, and balloons and… though I think it could be even better, if we would have some decorations shaped like crimera and face monsters and… how about we have a cake shaped like a blood crawler? Let’s go with a flavor everyone likes and is red, like, strawberry and… ah, I can’t bake cake though… let’s ask someone who can do it!
Graveyard:
Weird place. You would think it’s pretty boring, but turns out this graveyard is pretty lively too… Lots of zombies… I dunno about that… Would be much better if it would be all crimson creatures, don’t you agree!
NPC related:
[Dryad] just doesn’t understands it… don’t listen to her, don’t purify the crimson… okay, okay!? Absolutely never purify it!
[Corruption fangirl] might look quiet and gloomy, but she’s really adorable. I don’t really know about the corruption, but we went ebon-tree-hugging together the other time, and it was nice. But that’s more because of her adorable smile. The Crimson is better than the Corruption though.
I wanna take [Corruption fangirl] on a date to the Crimson Kitchen, but she doesn’t likes crowded places, so should pick a time when it’s quiet. Or maybe a different restaurant? But I think the Crimson Kitchen is awesome, so I wanna show it to her too…
hardmode
If you happen to get a Clentaminator, buy red solution… Looooooots of red solution…! Yes! You could turn even more area into crimson! I’m shivering with excitement just thinking about it!
Do you wanna see my ichor sticker collection? No…? Okay…
Floaty Gross can pass through walls. That’s really cool isn’t it? And some of them carry vitamins and meat grinders and stuff too. That’s so cool. See? They know that a healthy diet is important and… ah, you want to buy something?
Do you know about ichor? It’s the blood of gods. It’s a really-really potent material. Spell tomes, bullets, arrows, and all sorts of other stuff, ichor is great!
(overhaul mod cross-mod content)
Have you ever visited the crimson in the autumn when it’s blooming? It’s incredibly cool, the ground is full of flesh things, the shadewood trees are bleeding, and everything is full of life! You might even meet the Cerebral Mastermind!
happiness quotes:
When homeless:
- Sure I like outdoor activities, but I still wanna have a house too.
When far from home:
- …Phew! That’s quite a way from home! Now it's time to run home!
When in a sparse area:
- Not a lot of people here, huh?
When overcrowded:
- What a crowd, and yet, not many people wanna listen to me… That’s no fun…
When in the Forest:
- The forest is alright. It’s a fine place for jogging and stuff, but it’s not the Crimson. It can get crimsoned though, so, yeah, that would be awesome, wouldn’t it?
When in the Hallow:
- I hate the Hallow… just what on earth is this place?! Can we turn it all Crimson instead?
When in the Crimson:
- Aweeeeeeesomeeeee! Right? The Crimson! The best place ever! It’s just… just look at it! Look at all these meaty bloody shadewood trees, the cute little eyeballs in the grass, the… it’s just the best!
When in the Corruption:
- It’s not like the Crimson, but it’s okay. We’ve been here a few times with [Curruption fangirl], and I can see some positive things about it. Well, mostly that it can make her smile so brightly!
When in the Dungeon:
- Dungeon? Then guess time for adventuring!
When near the Princess:
- [Princess] is so positive about everything, could anyone dislike her?
When near the Crimson fangirl:
- I love [Crimson fangirl]. Well, that should be obvious, we’re going out after all. And really, she’s the cutest!
When near the Arms Dealer:
- [Arms Dealer] can give all sorts of useful advice about dating spots and the like, he’s quite helpful.
When near the Guide:
- [Guide] says things like “Smash the crimson hearts”... Eh. Why would you do that?! Don’t do that.
When near the Dyrad:
- [Dryad] tell you to purify the Crimson… She's totally wrong! Don’t listen to her!
When near the Hallow Fangirl :
- [Hallow Fangirl] wanna turn the whole place into that shiny-sparkling “biome” don’t listen to her! Okay?
When neutral:
- Nothing special today. Guess I should go jogging for a bit. Or …Ah, did I tell you about that one time when I went to the crimson and… eh? You’re kinda busy?
likes and dislikes:
Loves | Corruption fangirl |
Likes | Arms Dealer |
Dislikes | Guide |
Hates | Dyrad, Hallow Fangirl |
Biome like | forest (or crimson, if possible) |
Biome hate | hallow |