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Invent someone to invent someone to invent a thing inventor

I'm a trans person who doesn't consider trap a slur, and this has gotten me into several weird social situations
 
Rip out your vocal cords so you can't say trap anymore.

I didn't even know what a trap was until I looked it up. I did not use incognito.
 
Rip out your vocal cords so you can't say trap anymore.

I didn't even know what a trap was until I looked it up. I did not use incognito.
Delete your account, then shoot your drives, then light your computer on fire.


My lawn mower won't start.
 
snip all your grass, blade by blade, by hand.

I managed to break my :red:.
 
Cut it off. It can't be broken if it doesn't exist.


I revived this thread.
 
Start insulting everyone so it gets into an insanely heated argument and the mods lock it.

I can't do fighting game inputs to save my life.
 
Try ending your life instead.

I'm dead now
 
:red: bro sorry

I am no longer cinnamon gum but I can't change my VRChat username because I already changed it within 6 months.
 
Throw VR chat across the room and break it, now you don’t need to change it.

I‘m dead inside...
 
Go take a bath in a vat of acid and now you'll be dead outside too.

Acid hurts
 
Use fire.

I‘m dead inside and outside. So in short: I’m dead.
 
be alive

there arent enough ddlc yuri subliminals
 
Stop being such a weeb.

I am not a weeb.
 
What's a weeb?

I don't know what a weeb is.
 
It is someone who likes anime but like entirely stans it and their life revolves around it and it's not healthy.

I have no current problems.
 
You have me.

I am a bringer of destruction and despair.
 
Then I guess I must arrest you.

I'm not an actual police officer.
 
Dress up as one to make people believe you are.


I don't have a life.
 
Take someone else's.

The last post wins exists
 
Murder.


Murder is illegal.
 
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