Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[♥Astolfo♥]

Invent someone to invent someone to invent a thing inventor

I'm a trans person who doesn't consider trap a slur, and this has gotten me into several weird social situations

 

[deletedaccount12]

Rip out your vocal cords so you can't say trap anymore.

I didn't even know what a trap was until I looked it up. I did not use incognito.

 

[Streyll]

Rip out your vocal cords so you can't say trap anymore.

I didn't even know what a trap was until I looked it up. I did not use incognito.

Delete your account, then shoot your drives, then light your computer on fire.


My lawn mower won't start.

 

[deletedaccount12]

snip all your grass, blade by blade, by hand.

I managed to break my .

 

[Streyll]

Cut it off. It can't be broken if it doesn't exist.


I revived this thread.

 

[Parasy]

Start insulting everyone so it gets into an insanely heated argument and the mods lock it.

I can't do fighting game inputs to save my life.

 

[Ivyss]

Try ending your life instead.

I'm dead now

 

[deletedaccount12]

bro sorry

I am no longer cinnamon gum but I can't change my VRChat username because I already changed it within 6 months.

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

Throw VR chat across the room and break it, now you don’t need to change it.

I‘m dead inside...

 

[Ivyss]

Go take a bath in a vat of acid and now you'll be dead outside too.

Acid hurts

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

Use fire.

I‘m dead inside and outside. So in short: I’m dead.

 

[♥Astolfo♥]

be alive

there arent enough ddlc yuri subliminals

 

[deletedaccount12]

Stop being such a weeb.

I am not a weeb.

 

[Federal Crow]

What's a weeb?

I don't know what a weeb is.

 

[deletedaccount12]

It is someone who likes anime but like entirely stans it and their life revolves around it and it's not healthy.

I have no current problems.

 

[Federal Crow]

You have me.

I am a bringer of destruction and despair.

 

[Parasy]

Then I guess I must arrest you.

I'm not an actual police officer.

 

[Streyll]

Dress up as one to make people believe you are.


I don't have a life.

 

[Ivyss]

Take someone else's.

The last post wins exists

 

[Streyll]

Murder.


Murder is illegal.