What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?

[drain.]

Please keep this topic focused on dumb things you have heard other places not start quoting other members of the forum as dumb.

Pardon that, Jeckel.

I can't just help myself to stand idly there when someone does not know the concept of musical tastes, even likes or dislikes.

Again, sorry for that.

 

[Czar]

Lucas: "Silly rabbit, s are for kids!"
Me:

 

[GawenStarTeller]

*Looking at a map, with North going up and what not.*
"Go right west."

 

[Voyager]

"Without GPS, I don't know HOW I'd find my way"
They're called maps idiot.

 

[deletedaccount1]

"i bet you kiss girls ot"

 

[MINOU]

People always seem to take me seriously when I make comments like that, I wonder why that is.

 

[Hundjäger18]

"melee speed increases shroomite claw's digging speed"

It doesnt? The wiki lied to me.

"The fact that you're being so defensive proves I'm right."
...So what proves you're wrong?

My mother told me something like that: "you are quiet becouse you know im right"
Those words even made me answer in a very dumb way...

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

One girl to me said
'Can you hug us?'

...
That line explains everything about this comment

 

[BrandonB123]

"Pink Flamingoes in a swimming pool full of Clank"
@PandaNite
*Laughing intensifies*

 

[TheAverageCommoner]

"Avatar is such a beautifully good movie."

 

[Voffie]

"The Metropolitan Mutant of Ark" Yes. You are reading that correctly. The place i got it from was watching people play Wheel of Fortune on youtube.

 

[DXExiled]

"The Metropolitan Mutant of Ark" Yes. You are reading that correctly. The place i got it from was watching people play Wheel of Fortune on youtube.

I know exactly what channel that stems from. It was TheRunawayGuys.

 

[togofett]

"WTF how does Insert Person Here have 100 million views? There are only 7 million people on the planet!"

lol someone live on tiny island
[DOUBLEPOST=1415211450][/DOUBLEPOST]dumbest thing I ever heard "what does T.P. stand for" *face palm*

 

[Commander Crocket]

Just going to leave this here.

*flies away*

 

[togofett]

Just going to leave this here.

*flies away*

lol

 

[Shadowice]

lol someone live on tiny island
[DOUBLEPOST=1415211450][/DOUBLEPOST]dumbest thing I ever heard "what does T.P. stand for" *face palm*

umm.... what does tp stand for? sorry i feel like an idiot...

 

[Jeckel]

Last I knew, TP stands for toilet paper. Though who knows these days with all the acronyms people throw around.

 

[Shadowice]

Last I knew, TP stands for toilet paper. Though who knows these days with all the acronyms people throw around.

thanks that's what i thought but i wasn't sure.

 

[Snickerbobble]

"Wow I didn't know smart people could smart."

In response to me typing a curse word when I was like 12.

 

[W1K]

As far as I know, T.P. can stand for Thermobaric Projectile. No human kind should imply acronyms as human standards especially in a time where people make their own acronyms out of laziness to type and expect everyone else to understand what they are talking about (remember when OT once meant On-Topic, then it suddenly started to mean Off-Topic).